Bloody Hell! Are Tech Stocks Back From the Dead?!

The Resurrection?

Right listen up. You lot probably heard the whispers. The bloody market's been doing the foxtrot ain't it? Technology stocks took a right beating lately looking like they'd been on the wrong end of a Peaky Blinders' razor. But today? Today there's a glimmer of hope. Like a racehorse coming from behind they've started to bloody move. Nvidia leading the charge mind you. Seven percent. That's proper business.

Trump's Gamble

Trump and his tariffs... a right gamble if you ask me. Like betting on a horse with three legs. One minute the market's up next it's down. Seems the whispers of him doing deals has put some steel back in these tech stocks. Meta Amazon Tesla Apple Microsoft... all playing ball. Even Alphabet's decided to join the party. Still you never gamble on a Tuesday.

Turbulence and Treachery

The last few days it's been like trying to navigate the canals on a foggy night. Market's been all over the place with the Nasdaq having its worst week in five years seems we're going to need a bigger boat! The 'Magnificent Seven' took a hit like a shell from the Great War. One point eight trillion gone. That's enough to buy half of Birmingham. But don't let it get to your head eh? Just because you are great does not mean you are useful.

Chips Ahoy!

The boys making the chips are bouncing back too. Semiconductor stocks are on the up even though they ain't safe from these tariffs. Seems everyone is worried that higher taxes will shrink demand and slow down the economy. Don't you love it when everyone has a plan? They get bloody upset when you don't follow it.

Buybacks and Betrayals

Broadcom's throwing money around like it's confetti buying back ten billion in shares. Good for them I suppose. More interesting is Marvell selling off their auto ethernet business for a tidy sum. Cash is king remember that. All I care about is results.

The Long Game

So what does it all mean? Is this the start of a new era of stock market stability? I wouldn't bet the Garrison on it. There's always going to be turbulence especially with that Yank and his big ideas. But as my mother used to say: 'The only way to guarantee failure is to be indecisive'. Just keep your eyes open trust no one and remember: everyone's a whore Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.