Bloody Business: Robinhood Rises, Solar Shines, and Tesla Takes a Tumble in the Markets

Robinhood's Risky Gambit: Crypto Cowboys and Tokenized Stocks

Right so Robinhood those digital cowboys are at it again. Popped up ten percent they did. Launching tokenized stocks in Europe and crypto staking here in the States. They're playing a dangerous game mixing stocks and crypto like whiskey and gunpowder. Could blow up in their faces but then again maybe they'll strike gold. Remember 'everyone's a whore Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves'. In this case they're selling a bit of everything. Risky but potentially bloody brilliant.

Cohen & Steers: Bank of America's Blinders On?

Cohen & Steers some asset management firm got a right kicking from the Bank of America. Underperform rating they said. Down fourteen percent it is then. Experts and their bloody opinions... 'Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't'. So let's see if Cohen & Steers can prove them wrong.

Cava's Climb: A Mystery Worth More Than Rubies

Now Cava this restaurant chain it's up nine percent. No one knows why. Mysterious ain't it? Maybe they found a secret ingredient. Or maybe it's just blind luck. 'Lies travel faster than the truth'. The share prices lie about the real picture unless someone has got a good handle on it. I need to keep a closer look.

Solar Flare: China's Loss America's Gain

Solar stocks are shining bright today. New taxes on Chinese components see? Favoring the likes of First Solar and SunRun. 'Intelligence is a very valuable thing innit my friend?' Knowing where the money's going – that's intelligence. The politicians change the rules and the market dance to their bloody tune. We just got to be on the right side of the music.

Oracle's Cloud Kingdom: A 30 Billion Dollar Deal

Oracle are making moves. Thirty billion dollar cloud deals are something else. Stifel is saying the company is going to go far. It's about time to know who they're dealing with. Bloody hell.

Tesla's Troubles: Trump's Taxing Times

Tesla now they're taking a hit. Trump's spending bill accelerating the end of clean energy credits. Pressure on renewables pressure on electric vehicles. 'I have paid for worse. I'll rise again.' They'll need to adapt to find a new angle. Or they'll be left behind in the dust. Either way I will be watching.