Stock Market DOOMSDAY! Is Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Worried?!

Great Power Great Responsibility...and Great Losses?

Alright web heads your friendly neighborhood Spider Man here! Looks like the market's taken a bigger beating than I did from Doc Ock that one time (and trust me that was rough). We're talking red numbers all over the place and apparently it's all thanks to tariffs. Remember what Uncle Ben said 'With great power comes great responsibility'? Well someone forgot to tell that to... well let's just say the guy who makes the rules about money things! Even *I* know messing with the flow of cash can lead to trouble!

Tesla's Tumble: More Shocking Than Electro's Entrance!

First up Tesla! Elon's ride is looking a little less electric these days. Down almost 7%! Ouch. Seems like a combination of supply chain issues (thanks tariffs) and...well let's just say Elon's been a bit busier than me trying to juggle crime fighting homework and keeping Aunt May from finding out about uh everything. Even that Tesla bull Dan Ives is singing the blues. Maybe he needs a hug? Or a good web slinging adventure to clear his head!

Big Tech Blues: Even My Web Shooters Are Feeling the Pinch!

Okay folks even the big guys are feeling the heat. Apple Nvidia Alphabet Microsoft Amazon Meta...they're all taking a dive. I mean seriously? Even *I* use some of those apps to track down bad guys! If they go down how am I supposed to order pizza after a long night of crime fighting? 'With great power comes great responsibility 'and right now some people are showing some 'responsibility challenged' behavior!

Bitcoin's Bad Day: Is the Crypto Spider Bitten?

Speaking of biting Bitcoin stocks are getting a taste of the venom. The crypto world is in a tizzy and names like Coinbase and MicroStrategy are feeling the sting. Guess even digital money can't escape the clutches of a bad market day. Maybe I should invest in something more stable...like uh...rent for Aunt May's apartment? Okay bad example.

Bank Stocks Buckle: Even JPMorgan Chase is Scared!

Even the big banks are sweating! Jamie Dimon himself is worried about those tariffs causing inflation. I mean if *he's* worried that's like J. Jonah Jameson admitting I'm not a menace! Seriously folks that's saying something. It's like the whole economy is facing the Sinister Six...and I'm not sure my Spidey sense is strong enough to handle this one alone!

One Bright Spot? Dollar Tree's Dark Horse Win!

But hold on web heads! There's a glimmer of hope! Dollar Tree is actually UP! Who knew a global trade war could make discount shopping so appealing? Maybe I should stock up on web fluid ingredients while I can! Hey at least *someone's* having a good day. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a city to protect and a market to (try to) understand. Later true believers! And remember 'Everybody gets one. Tell 'em Peter' (I hope you got the reference!)