Judge Slams Trump's Executive Order: Even *I* Think That's Messed Up!

Hold on This Sounds Like a Job for...a Blogger?

Alright web slingers and wall crawlers your friendly neighborhood Spider Man here reporting from… well not the Daily Bugle this time. Turns out even *I* need to weigh in on this whole Trump executive order thing. A judge just tore it to shreds calling it unconstitutional! Unconstitutional! That's like saying Aunt May's wheatcakes are bad... which okay sometimes they are but you get the point. This is serious people. Like Venom serious.

The Judge Drops the Hammer (and a Few Exclamation Points)

So this Judge Richard Leon (appointed by George W. Bush by the way – plot twist!) went full on legal Hulk on Trump's order. He basically said the order which targeted the law firm WilmerHale for get this hiring Robert Mueller (remember him?) was a HUGE no no. The judge was all like 'The Founding Fathers knew what's up!' and 'That dog won't hunt!' Can you believe a judge said that?! I mean I'm known for my one liners but this guy's giving me a run for my money.

Targeting Lawyers? That's Lower Than Goblin's Standards

Trump's order was trying to strip WilmerHale lawyers of their security clearances stop them from getting government contracts and even ban them from federal buildings. Seriously? It's like trying to defeat me by taking away my web shooters! Okay maybe not *that* bad but still pretty shady. Even *I* know you can't just go around punishing people for…*checks notes*…hiring someone he doesn't like. That's something a two bit thug like Hammerhead would do not the President.

WilmerHale Fights Back (Like a Lawyer y Spider Man)

So WilmerHale feeling understandably targeted sued. They called the order an 'unprecedented assault' on the judicial system. Good for them! Fight the power or you know the executive order. They're basically the legal version of me fighting crime – except you know with briefcases instead of web shooters.

The White House is Silently Swinging Away

And the White House? Radio silence. They didn't even bother to comment. Classic. It's like when Mysterio tries to disappear after one of his illusions fails. You just KNOW they're scrambling behind the scenes trying to figure out how to spin this one. My Spidey sense is tingling...and it's telling me this isn't over yet!

With Great Power Comes Great...Responsibility to Report on the News!

So there you have it true believers. A judge smacked down Trump's executive order and even *I* think it's a bit much. Just goes to show even in a world of supervillains and interdimensional threats sometimes the biggest dangers come from…well you know. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a city to protect. And maybe write a strongly worded letter to the White House. Web out!