Did Trump Just Get Fact-Checked By...Warren Buffett?! You Won't Believe This!

Hold on This Sounds Like a Job for...Spidey!

Alright web heads Spidey here your friendly neighborhood reporter...slash superhero! So you know how things get a little crazy in this city? Well politics just went full on Goblin level bonkers! Apparently some dude ex president orange guy shared a video on Truth Social (I still don't know what that is sounds like a dating app for philosophers) claiming he's tanking the stock market on purpose. And get this he said Warren Buffett was totally on board! Like 'Trump's making the best economic moves in 50 years!' Can you believe that? "With great power comes great responsibility" and the media has been irresponsible lately gotta step up and give you the truth!

Buffett Bites Back! (Not in a Radioactive Way Though)

Turns out Buffett was all 'Hold up! That's a load of Aunt May's wheatcakes!' Berkshire Hathaway released a statement faster than I can sling a web saying those quotes were faker than Mysterio's illusions! CNBC even got Buffett on the line and he was like 'Gotta squash these rumors before they turn into a symbiote situation!' Smart move Mr. B! Misinformation is like Venom it just keeps spreading.

Tariffs: An Act of War? (Sounds Like a Supervillain Origin Story)

Now about these tariffs...Buffett's been pretty clear he's not a fan. He called 'em an 'act of war'! Yikes! Sounds like something Doctor Octopus would say before trying to steal all the vibranium. He also said they're basically a tax on everyone. "If you could do the things that I can that you do and then something bad happens because you didn't they're gonna blame you."

Flashback! Buffett's Not So Fond Memories of Trump's Trade Wars

Back when Trump was in office Buffett was already raising the alarm about trade wars. He warned they could mess up the whole world! "With great power comes great responsibility" and Trump did not follow this rule that's all I have to say. He even said that free trade is better for everyone. It makes sense right? Less tension the better!

Buffett's Building a Vault of Cash! (Even Scrooge McDuck is Jealous)

So what's Buffett been up to lately? Well he's been selling stocks and hoarding cash like he's preparing for the apocalypse...or maybe just a really bad Black Friday sale. He's got over $300 billion! That's enough to buy I don't know a lifetime supply of web fluid...and maybe a small island for me to chill on when I'm not saving the world.

The Moral of the Story? Don't Believe Everything You See Online! (Especially if it's on Truth Social)

Alright true believers that's the scoop! Remember don't just blindly trust everything you see online especially if it involves politicians and the stock market. Always do your research stay informed and maybe get your news from a friendly neighborhood Spider Man! Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go stop a runaway bus full of puppies. 'Nuff said!