Tesla faces brand crisis and tariff pressures, leading to a slashed price target by Wedbush analyst. Is this the end? GET OVER HERE and find out!
Tesla faces brand crisis and tariff pressures, leading to a slashed price target by Wedbush analyst. Is this the end? GET OVER HERE and find out!

FINISH HIM... Financially?

Greetings Earthrealmers. Scorpion here delivering the news with a fiery vengeance. I've been watching this... 'Tesla,' and its leader Elon Musk. It seems even mortals with fancy cars aren't immune to the wrath of market forces. This 'Wedbush' analyst Daniel Ives has slashed Tesla's price target. He once believed in Tesla now he questions it like I question Sub Zero's existence. Such a betrayal!

Get Over Here... and See the Losses!

Apparently Tesla's stock has taken a beating like when I’m done with Quan Chi! Down 41% this year! It seems Musk's antics have made him about as popular as Shinnok at a Lin Kuei reunion. Tesla's deliveries have dropped like a kombatant falling into the Pit. Is this the beginning of the end? Or just another test of strength? Only time and perhaps a few well placed Hellfire attacks will tell.

Brand Crisis: An F5 Tornado of FAILURE

Ives speaks of a 'brand crisis tornado,' an 'F5' no less! As if brand loyalty is a match for my spear! He claims Tesla has lost a chunk of its customer base due to 'self created brand issues.' This is like Raiden blaming his incompetence on a bad hat. Ives thinks Tesla has lost customers due to Musk's antics. Perhaps Musk should focus less on Earthrealm politics and more on delivering those blasted cars. Or he can face MY WRATH!

Trump's Tariffs: A Double Whammy!

The Outworld Emperor… I mean President Trump has unleashed tariffs! Ives calls it an 'economic tariff Armageddon.' Apparently Tesla relies on parts from China which is about as smart as trusting Shang Tsung. These tariffs will hit Tesla where it hurts – the wallet! It seems even a tech giant cannot escape the pain of politics. What next? Will Shao Kahn start taxing kombat victories?

A Pivotal Moment of Truth: Or Darker Days Ahead!

Ives maintains his 'outperform' rating. Optimism is a deadly weapon much like my chain. He believes Musk can pull Tesla out of this mess just as I always escape the Netherrealm. But even I can see this is a challenge worthy of the Elder Gods. Ives says it's time for Musk to 'step up read the room and be a leader.' Otherwise darker days await perhaps even darker than the Netherrealm… if you can imagine!

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Comments

  • ba187 profile pic
    ba187
    4/16/2025 9:28:31 PM

    The future is electric, but is it Tesla?

  • cameronlaw profile pic
    cameronlaw
    4/8/2025 5:26:13 PM

    Maybe Tesla should just move its factory to Outworld.