Get Over Here! Trump Officials Flout Signal Ban... Again!

Finish Him! Waltz's Signal Shenanigans

Hmph. So it appears this realm's 'news' is fixated on one Mike Waltz a former advisor to the loud one Trump. They say he was caught red handed – or should I say caught red scorpion tailed – using this 'Signal' app. The one Trump himself told them NOT to use. It seems some mortals never learn to obey their elders... or emperors.

Toasty! A Fiery Circle of Chatter

Apparently Waltz was not alone in this digital disobedience. Reuters snuck a peek at his screen revealing chats with the likes of 'JD Vance' – supposedly a vice president and maybe some half hidden names like Rubio Gabbard and Witkoff. Are these mere mortals so addicted to their glowing rectangles that they forget the risks? Such is the arrogance of the unprepared. They should fear ME! For their secrets are as transparent as glass to one who wields the fires of the Netherrealm.

Get Over Here... to the Controversy!

Ah but this isn't the first time these fools have played with fire. This 'Signalgate' scandal as they call it already singed their tails once. Waltz and his band of merry men discussed military strikes – on Houthi targets of all things! It's not just the fact that they dared to use an unapproved method for discussing classified information. It’s the sheer audacity of thinking they could get away with it! They're playing a dangerous game one where I Scorpion am the ultimate player!

Fatality! Trump's Mixed Signals

Trump in his infinite wisdom or lack thereof publicly defended Waltz after the first incident. Said the information wasn’t classified. Ha! As if that makes it any better. Then like a confused elder god he tells them to NOT use this 'Signal' thing. It's like he's daring them to defy him. Pathetic. Even Shao Kahn commanded more respect...and fear.

Test Your Might! The Investigation Begins

Now the Pentagon is poking around investigating Hegseth's Signal usage. A mere slap on the wrist I say. These are matters of national security not playground squabbles. In the Netherrealm such incompetence would be met with swift fiery justice. A harpoon to the face perhaps? Or a trip to the lava pits?

You're Next! Waltz's Next Chapter

So what's next for Waltz? He's being considered for some ambassador role. A reward for such blatant disregard? The ways of this realm confuse even me. But one thing is clear: secrets never stay buried for long. And sooner or later everyone faces Scorpion's wrath! GET OVER HERE!