GET OVER HERE...And Settle This Trade War!

FINISH HIM...Or Just Negotiate!

Hmph. It seems the winds of trade war blow ill across the realms. This Arnault head of LVMH speaks of the EU and their stubborn stance against the Outworld Emperor... err I mean U.S. President Trump. He demands they bend the knee... or face the fiery consequences of tariffs! Is this not reminiscent of Shao Kahn's demands for Earthrealm's submission? Perhaps I should deliver a spear to Brussels myself...

TOASTY...Cognac and Wine on the Line!

Arnault wise to the ways of profit frets over his cognac and wine. These earthly delights are apparently threatened by this... trade kombat. He fears the sting of economic fatality! As one who has tasted the bitterness of defeat I can sympathize. But fear not for Scorpion fights for all who seek balance (and a decent vintage)!

BRITISH REALM's Clever Play!

The British those crafty devils have already struck a deal. They are slippery as Sub Zero on an ice rink. Arnault admires their cunning. He hopes to sway the EU to walk a similar path lest they feel the burning wrath of...well you know. It is a far better strategy than yelling GET OVER HERE!

WHITE HOUSE SECRETS REVEALED (NOT REALLY)

Ah the mystery deepens! Arnault remains silent on his talks with Trump and his visit to that... White House. What secrets were exchanged? Did they discuss the best way to defeat Goro? Perhaps. Or maybe it was just about lowering taxes and keeping the masses happy with expensive merchandise. I do not know.

AMERICA: LVMH's Greatest Market

The U.S. apparently is LVMH's prize. A quarter of their sales come from this realm. No wonder Arnault is so desperate to avoid a trade war. He fears losing that precious 25%. I feel his suffering. When Quan Chi took my family and clan I lost more than just percentages I lost EVERYTHING!

GET OVER HERE...and Make a Deal EU!

So heed my warning EU. Heed the warning of one who knows the sting of loss and the burning desire for revenge! Soften your stance. Negotiate. Or face the consequences. Because if this trade war escalates I might just have to GET OVER THERE myself! And trust me you do not want that. I assure you! FOR THE SHIRAI RYU... and for the world economy? Eh why not.