GET OVER HERE...AND FUND ME! Musk's xAI Seeks $20 Billion!

Toasty Valuation!

Hmph! Scorpion has heard whispers carried on the wind tales of riches beyond the Netherrealm! Apparently this Musk fool seeks a staggering twenty *billion* Earthrealm dollars for his AI plaything xAI. A sum that would make even Shao Kahn blush. Sources say this could value the company at over $120 billion. Pathetic! This wealth is nothing compared to the power of the Shirai Ryu! But... perhaps I could use some of that capital to rebuild my clan. Hmmm...

Proper Value? Is That Like Respect?

This Musk claims he wants to assign “proper value” to xAI. 'Proper value'? What is this 'value' he speaks of? I Scorpion only value vengeance and the restoration of my honor! If only he knew the value of a soul forged in hellfire he would understand true worth. Get over here and value this!

No Funding Round? Lies!

Sources say Musk didn’t explicitly mention any funding round. Bah! Deception! Like Quan Chi's treachery this reeks of manipulation. He's clearly angling for a massive influx of Earthrealm currency. I can smell the desperation from here! He thinks he can hide the truth but I see through his charade!

More Than 20 Billion? Preposterous!

The amount could be *more* than 20 billion?! This Musk is insatiable! He must think he's some sort of god demanding tribute from all. Is this greed a side effect of this AI technology? Perhaps I should test its abilities in combat. For the Shirai Ryu!

X Marks the… Money?

Apparently xAI acquired this 'X' platform valuing the AI firm at 80 billion while the social media platform at only 33 billion. It seems this Musk fellow is trying to combine the data models and talent. This will unlock immense potential by blending advanced AI capabilities with X's reach. A union of power... much like the Deadly Alliance of Quan Chi and Shang Tsung... only hopefully this is not as evil. Time will tell.

FINISH HIM! (With an Investment)

This 'CNBC' requested comment but xAI remained silent hiding like a coward in the shadows. Perhaps they fear my wrath? Or perhaps they're just too busy counting their potential billions. Either way Scorpion watches. And I will be ready to strike when the time is right. Now if you'll excuse me I have some souls to collect... and perhaps some investors to… *persuade*.