GET OVER HERE... and KILL THIS BILL! Musk's FATALITY on Trump's 'Debt Slavery' Scheme

FINISH HIM! Musk's Outrage

Hmph! As if emerging from the Netherrealm itself I Scorpion have witnessed a disturbance in the realms! Elon Musk a mere mortal but with the fire of a thousand suns (not quite my Hellfire mind you) has declared war upon a so called 'tax cut bill' championed by Donald Trump. This bill apparently is a path to 'debt slavery.' Debt? Slavery? These are words that resonate with my own tormented past! I must know more. GET OVER HERE!

Test Your Might: The Five Trillion Threat

Musk channeling his inner Raiden (though far less wise I suspect) is urging everyone to 'KILL the BILL!' Apparently this legislative monstrosity seeks to balloon the national debt by a staggering five TRILLION DOLLARS! Five trillion? That’s enough to resurrect Quan Chi himself… several times over! He demands a new bill one that doesn't send America spiraling into the abyss. I can respect a warrior who fights for his realm even if that realm is… Wall Street.

A Disgusting Abomination: Even MY eyes are burning

Musk in his infinite mortal wisdom has deemed Trump's 'big beautiful bill' a 'disgusting abomination.' An abomination you say? I’ve seen abominations! Shao Kahn Onaga… even this tax bill sounds like a creature from Outworld. Musk’s initial onslaught began before the bill was even voted on while he was working for the Trump administration as the head of the DOGE group. What is 'DOGE'? Some kind of cybernetic hellhound perhaps? No matter. It seems Musk has taken issue with this legislation and his attacks have only intensified since leaving the president’s counsel.

EV Tax Credits: Scorpion's 'Get Over Here!' to a Pay Cut

Ah but here’s where the plot thickens! It seems this 'disgusting abomination' also cuts a tax credit that benefits Tesla Musk's electric chariot empire. Now now… is this noble outrage or a veiled attempt to protect his coffers? Perhaps both. Even I Scorpion am not immune to the allure of earthly riches. But revenge unlike taxes is a dish best served cold like Sub Zero’s icy breath. HA!

White House Rejection: A Fatal Blow?

The White House it seems wasn’t too keen on Musk’s… unconventional ideas. They rejected his proposal to have the FAA run off his Starlink system and denied his choice for NASA administrator. Perhaps they feared he'd launch a rocket straight into Outworld. Though I secretly think it's a good idea! Imagine the realms that would be discovered?! Musk may have had to GET OVER HERE! to the reality of the political arena.

Trump's Silence: A Deadly Calm

Trump the man who once praised Musk has remained eerily silent amidst this barrage of criticism. Is this the calm before the storm? A strategic retreat before unleashing his own brand of… truth bombs? Or is he simply enjoying the spectacle like Shao Kahn watching a Kombat Tournament? Only time will tell but mark my words: This conflict is far from over. The battle for America’s financial soul has only just begun. And I Scorpion will be watching… always watching. NOW! Prepare yourself!