GET OVER HERE! Warby Parker Stocks Soar After Google's Smart Glasses Gambit!

FINISH HIM! Warby Parker's Victory!

Fools! As Scorpion Specter of the Shirai Ryu I have witnessed countless battles. But this... this is a battle of a different kind. Warby Parker a name whispered in the mortal realm has struck a mighty blow! Their stock has surged – 15.6%! – after Google's announcement of a smart glasses partnership. A testament to their might!

Google's Investment: A Fatal Blow?

Google seeking redemption from past failures (remember Google Glass? A pathetic attempt!) has committed up to $150 million. $75 million for product development and another $75 million if Warby Parker meets certain 'collaboration milestones.' Collaboration? Hmph. More like Google bending the knee to Warby Parker's superior style. But mark my words this is a game of deception and betrayal... This is Mortal Kombat!

After 2025: The Future is Coming... Slowly!

Warby Parker's first line of these 'smart glasses' will arrive sometime 'after 2025.' After 2025?! By then Outworld might have already conquered Earthrealm! But fear not mortals for these glasses will be built on Google's Android XR an operating system for headset computers. Will they be enough to face Shao Kahn's forces? Only time will tell.

Android XR: A New Challenger Appears!

Android XR will include Google's Gemini AI assistant. Speak to control your device? Bah! Real warriors use their fists! Still Shahram Izadi Google's vice president speaks of 'stylish glasses that you'll want to wear all day.' Style is fleeting. Power is eternal. But the promise of looking good while crushing your enemies... that has potential.

Meta vs. Google: The Smart Glasses KOMBAT Begins!

This Warby Parker and Google alliance will rival Meta and EssilorLuxottica. Meta with their Ray Ban collaboration thought they were unchallenged. Fools! Now they face the wrath of Google and Warby Parker's fury! Let the kombat begin!

GET OVER HERE!...and Partner!

Google is also partnering with Samsung Qualcomm Sony Xreal Magic Leap and even Gentle Monster. A motley crew indeed! But remember even the fiercest warriors need allies. Now I must return to the Netherrealm. But I will be watching... always watching. Prepare yourselves mortals. The future is coming and it will be a battle for survival! TOASTY!