GET OVER HERE... To Omaha! Buffett's Berkshire Meeting Promises More Than Just Value Investing!

The Gathering Storm: Omaha Prepares for Financial Kombat!

Greetings mortals! Scorpion here reporting live from the fiery depths... of the internet. Word reaches me that the so called 'Woodstock for Capitalists' is upon us. Warren Buffett the elder statesman is about to grace the stage at Berkshire Hathaway's annual shareholder meeting. Sixty years! I haven't been this old since... well since I was resurrected. And even I know that is saying something. This time they will feel my... financial insights which is more dangerous than my spear trust me.

Tariffs: A Fatal Blow to the Economy?

These so called 'tariffs' are like a ninja's poison slowly weakening the foundations of Wall Street and the ordinary citizen! They remind me of Quan Chi's treachery! Apparently Earthrealm's current leader Donald Trump unleashed these tariffs on imports... only to suspend them later. Sounds like indecision to me. Economists are screaming that a recession looms. One Steve Check a mortal who founded Check Capital Management seems particularly concerned. He hopes Buffett will speak out. I hope he yells 'GET OVER HERE!' at the tariffs until they run away screaming but I won't hold my breath.

Cash Pile FATALITY! Buffett's $334 Billion Question

Berkshire has been selling more stock than it's buying amassing a mountain of cash bigger than Goro's ego. $334.2 billion! It sits like a coiled serpent ready to strike... or maybe just buy Apple stock again. Investors want to know if Buffett is going to use this hoard to buy the dip or keep it in cash. Speaking of which I would give anything to have that kind of dough to invest but what would I do with all that money...?

The North Star Beckons: Seeking Guidance from the Oracle

David Wagner some portfolio manager calls Buffett the 'north star'. He thinks like I do that this old wizard can help investors know when the 'all clear' sign is lit. I just hope he doesn't pull a Shang Tsung and steal all the good investment ideas. It's time to use that spear of yours Warren!

Apple of Discord: What Happened to the Bite?

Ah Apple! Buffett seems to be having a bit of a lovers spat with this tech giant. He's been slashing his stake in the company leading to speculation and whispers of doom (which I approve of). He claimed it was for tax reasons but one David Kass a finance professor isn't buying it. Could Buffett foresee a trade war an incoming meteor or perhaps... a new Mortal Kombat game that will consume all of their time? Only he knows and only he will reveal... eventually.

Finish Him! The Berkshire Report Card

Berkshire's first quarter earnings report is about to drop revealing their top equity holdings. This report is the last chance to see which way the wind is blowing if the Apple is going to be abandoned or if the money pile will go to new purposes. It's like staring into the abyss... an abyss filled with financial data. Perhaps he should just light it on fire as is my specialty. GET OVER HERE Berkshire shareholders!