Rosenblatt Securities says Bitcoin's hitting all-time highs, and I, Saul Goodman, think you should probably call me... for totally unrelated legal reasons.
Rosenblatt Securities says Bitcoin's hitting all-time highs, and I, Saul Goodman, think you should probably call me... for totally unrelated legal reasons.

Sweet Bitcoin Sweet Price!

Alright folks! Saul Goodman here your favorite attorney and financial guru (disclaimer: results may vary and I'm not actually a financial guru). You hear that sound? That's the sound of Bitcoin going ka ching! We're talking new all time highs baby! Over $111,000! Now I may not know much about blockchain (or maybe I do you'll never know!) but I know a good opportunity when I see one. And frankly this whole thing smells like money...or maybe it's just my cheap cologne.

Trade Wars and Sovereign Scores: Blame Game!

So why the sudden spike? Turns out tensions between the U.S. and China are cooling off and someone named Moody's downgraded the U.S. debt. So people running scared looking for something shiny and new to put their money in. What do they find? Bitcoin! It's like a get out of jail free card for your wallet! I mean remember that time I needed to disappear new name new life? Bitcoin could have paid for that! Coulda woulda shoulda...Anyways Rosenblatt Securities seems to think this is just the beginning!

Institutional Influx: The Big Boys are Buying!

It ain't just your average Joe anymore folks. We're talking big institutions corporations jumping on the Bitcoin bandwagon. These guys are basically saying "Better Call Saul!"... err I mean "Better Buy Bitcoin!" Look institutional ownership is still relatively modest but corporate interest is getting started. It's like watching a toddler take their first steps...towards a mountain of cash. Rosenblatt's Chris Brendler says the Trump embrace has sparked a sea change in attitudes toward cryptocurrencies. You know what I say? Let's hear it for the Gipper

Mining for Gold (Digital Gold That Is):

If Bitcoin's soaring you know who's really popping the champagne? The miners! These are the guys who are making bank if Bitcoin continues to rise. Rosenblatt likes Mara Holdings and Terawulf. Me? I like anything that makes me money! After all like I always say: "Money is the oxygen of the soul!" And if you're running low on oxygen call Saul!

Coinbase Craze: Keep Trading!

Then there's Coinbase the crypto exchange. Brendler has a buy rating on the stock. They're a beneficiary though maybe not as much as the miners. Bottom line they're making money hand over fist! It's like they say: "If you can't make money honestly what's the point?"

Year to Date Triumphs: Let's Get Rich!

Bitcoin's up over 18% this year! Plus those Bitcoin ETFs are seeing big inflows. And the amount of Bitcoin held by public companies is up 31% to a whopping $349 billion! That's 15% of the total Bitcoin supply! Listen don't just stand there gawking! Start investing and call me! You know in case you run into any legal trouble... totally unrelated to your Bitcoin gains of course. Saul Goodman at your service! Remember I'm not just a lawyer I'm a *lawyer*.


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