Trump Phone's 'Made in USA' Claim Terminated! Reality Bites Harder Than a Terminator!

No Fate But What We Make... Or Do We?

Alright listen up people. Sarah Connor here. I've seen things things you wouldn't believe. But this? This is rich. The Trump Organization trying to sell a 'Made in USA' phone then conveniently forgetting where it's made. It's like telling me the Terminator runs on sunshine and rainbows. Yeah right. They initially shouted from the digital rooftops that their T1 phone was a 'Made in the USA' marvel. Now? Crickets. The claim has vanished faster than a T 1000 through a chain link fence.

American Proud Design... or American Made Mirage?

So the T1 now boasts an 'American Proud Design' and being 'brought to life right here in the USA.' What does that even mean? Did they slap an 'Assembled in the USA' sticker on a box full of Chinese made parts? It's like saying Skynet had 'American Proud Values' because it was conceived in the US. Don't insult my intelligence. This smells like a cover up bigger than Cyberdyne Systems.

Experts Speak Reality Bites (Hard)

Experts were already calling BS saying it's likely churned out in China. The US lacks the supply chain. Even if we did parts would come from overseas. I'm not surprised. It's a logistical nightmare a money pit. But hey Trump wants to bring manufacturing back right? Tell that to the workers whose jobs are still on the other side of the Pacific. The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves – but this situation seems pretty bleak.

Liar Liar Phone on Fire?

But wait there's more! Trump Mobile's spokesperson insists the T1 *is* made in America. 'Speculation to the contrary is simply inaccurate,' they say. Oh honey I've heard that line before. 'Trust me Sarah Skynet is just a defense program.' Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice? I grab my shotgun.

Specs Gone Rogue: It's All About the Data

And because this couldn't be more of a clown show they also changed the phone's specs! Smaller screen less RAM. It's like Skynet downgrading the T 1000 to a Roomba. Who changes specs after an announcement? It's like trying to rewrite history. I've got news for you Trump Org: the truth always comes out.

Hasta La Vista Baby... and Maybe This Phone?

Trump wants to bring tech manufacturing back. Good luck with that. He's been harping on Apple too. Newsflash: you can't force the future. You can only prepare for it. And right now this whole 'Made in USA' phone saga is about as believable as a politician telling the truth. I'll stick with my battle tested Nokia. At least I know where that thing was *really* made. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a future to prevent. Because the machines are still out there – and so are the lies.