Is Trump's Defense Chief a Terminator in Disguise?! Or Just Dangerously Clueless!

Not Again! The Future is Definitely Not Set.

Listen up people. This isn't just another news story. This is about the fate of the world or at least the fate of our not so secure military secrets! Seems like Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth the guy Trump thinks is 'doing a great job,' has been yapping about top secret military plans on Signal. Signal! I mean come on! It's like handing Skynet the keys to the missile silos. This Hegseth guy he receives sensitive plans on a secure government line – good so far right? – and within TEN MINUTES he's blasted it off to a 13 person group chat that includes his wife and brother. Family secrets I get it but military strategies? That's a whole new level of Thanksgiving dinner conversation.

There's No Fate But What We Make...and Apparently What We Leak.

The White House insists none of this was 'classified.' Oh well that makes it okay then! As if hackers and foreign governments care about technicalities. This is how it starts people. A seemingly innocent chat a little oversharing and BOOM – next thing you know we're living in a Terminator movie. And trust me the special effects are NOT as cool in real life. Hegseth is blaming 'leakers.' 'Once a leaker always a leaker,' he says. Right because he's never leaked anything ever. Sounds like someone needs a lesson in 'loose lips sink ships,' or in this case 'loose texts unleash terminators.'

Come With Me If You Want To Live...and Use Encrypted Comms Properly!

He claims it was just 'informal unclassified coordinations.' Right. Because war is all about being informal. I bet Skynet started with some 'informal unclassified' code too. This whole thing reeks of incompetence arrogance or maybe…just maybe…he IS a Terminator sent back to screw things up. Makes you think doesn't it? Is this guy even human? Does he even understand the gravity of the situation? Apparently not!

I'll Be Back...To Mess Things Up Even More!

This isn't the first time Hegseth has had a Signal slip up. Apparently he blabbed about pending military strikes in Yemen to… wait for it… the editor in chief of *The Atlantic*. I mean seriously? That’s like inviting the T 1000 to your family barbecue. Trump’s still standing by him saying he's 'doing a great job.' Well Trump also thought bleach was a good idea so…grain of salt people. Grain of salt.

Hasta la Vista Baby...To Your Military Secrets!

So here we are again. Another day another potential apocalypse averted (maybe). But let's not kid ourselves. This Hegseth situation is a ticking time bomb. If we don't get our act together if we don't start taking security seriously we're all gonna end up as cyborg chow. I'm telling you the machines are coming. And thanks to guys like Hegseth they’ll have a map.

No Problemo? Yeah Right.

So keep your eyes peeled people. And maybe start learning how to hotwire a time machine. Just in case. Because if this Hegseth guy is any indication we’re going to need it. Remember the future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. Now if you'll excuse me I have some serious hardware to acquire. Skynet isn't going to defeat itself.