Hasta La Vista, Santos: Fraudster's Fate Sealed in Court

Liar Liar Pants on Fire!

Okay people Sarah Connor here. You think fighting killer robots from the future is tough? Try keeping up with the politicians of today. This George Santos character… Where do I even start? This guy's whole life was a fabrication – more fake than a Terminator's tears. He’s about to get sentenced for a whole circus of crimes: campaign finance schemes unemployment benefit theft and enough lies on financial disclosure forms to choke a T 1000. Seriously this guy makes Skynet look trustworthy.

The Price of Deception: Minimum or Maximum?

Santos pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. As part of his deal with the DA he's agreed to fork over nearly $600,000 in restitution and forfeitures. Santos the little weasel is now begging the judge for the bare minimum sentence of two years. Claims he's taken responsibility and cooperated. Right. I bet he also claims he’s John Connor’s long lost uncle. This is the same song and dance that all the politicans do they feel entitled they think they're above the law.

Prosecutors: No Mercy for Mr. Make Believe!

The U.S. Attorney's Office wants him locked up for 87 months! Now I’m not usually one for cheering on the system but in this case? I'm breaking out the celebratory tequila. They pointed out how his social media posts are the stuff of a person without remorse and just goes to show what kind of garbage person he really is. The dude is still acting like he’s the victim! Tell you what pal – I’ve seen victims. I know what real suffering looks like. And your little sob story ain't cutting it.

Social Media Sabotage: Digging His Own Grave Digitally!

Apparently Santos couldn't resist flapping his gums online. Prosecutors are saying his recent social media antics show he’s "unrepentant." Newsflash George: the internet is forever. Everything you post is going to be used against you. Its like when a Terminator self destructs except in this case Santos is self destructing on his own! Lesson learned: if you're neck deep in legal trouble maybe lay off the Twitter tirades.

The Judge's Decision: Judgement Day Arrives

Judge Joanna Seybert has got a tough decision ahead of her. Does she give Santos a slap on the wrist or does she make an example of him? Whatever she decides one thing's for sure: this whole saga is a reminder that some people will do anything for power. They’ll lie cheat and steal – and then act surprised when they get caught. Like I always say: 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

The Future is Not Set: But Santos's is!

So we wait. We watch. And we hope that justice is served. Because if we don't hold these guys accountable who will? The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. But for George Santos? His fate is looking pretty grim. And frankly? He earned it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go find some explosives. Just kidding. (Mostly.)