Trump's Economy Sinking Faster Than My Longships! Are We Headed for Ragnarok?!

Odin's Beard! The All America Economic Survey!

Hark shield brothers and shield maidens! Ragnar Lothbrok speaks! I hear whispers on the wind darker than a winter night in Kattegat. This… Trump they call him… his economic approval numbers are lower than a snake's belly! Lower than Bjorn's chances of beating me in a beard growing contest. It seems his handling of tariffs and the… what did they call it?… 'inflation' is causing unrest. Is this the beginning of Ragnarok for his presidency?!

From Valhalla to Val Halla NOT!

This survey like a seer's prophecy shows the optimism that followed Trump's… 'reelection' has vanished. Vanished like a good ale on a raid! Now more people believe the economy will sour than at any time since… some year I don't recognize. And the stock market? They speak of pessimism. Is this man steering the ship of state onto the rocks?

Loyal Vikings or Mutinous Dogs?!

While some still cling to him like barnacles to a longship even Trump's own 'Republican base' seems to be losing heart. Democrats they hate him more than I hate King Aelle's snake pit and even the 'independents' are turning against him. Loyalty is a fine thing but blind loyalty is a fool's errand like sailing west without a raven.

Blue Collar Blues?!

The 'blue collar workers,' those sturdy folk who helped him win are now having second thoughts. Their disapproval is rising faster than my ambition! As I always say 'Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best.' Is Trump being corrupted by the very power he sought?

Tariffs? More Like Terrifying!

Ah tariffs! These 'tariffs' sound like another one of those terrible taxes the English were always trying to impose. It seems Americans disapprove of these 'across the board tariffs' and think they are bad for the workers inflation and the economy. Even Republicans aren't so sure they like them! Is this Trump's way of punishing his enemies...or is it an arrow shot into his own foot? As Floki would say "The Gods have a plan for you."

Recession?! Is the End Nigh?!

And now the dreaded 'recession'! More than half of these Americans believe it's coming or is already here! Like a swarm of locusts descending on a wheat field it will devour everything in its path! But fear not! As I always say "I believe my fate will decide itself!" We must face this recession with the same courage we face the English on the battlefield! Raise your axes and prepare for the storm!