Odin's Beard! Nvidia's Profits Soar Higher Than a Viking Longship!

The Allfather Smiles Upon Silicon Valhalla

By Odin's beard! Nvidia's coffers overflow! The whispers from Wall Street softer than Freya's breath spoke of doom. But Nvidia like a berserker in battle charged forth with earnings that would make even the gods envious. Up they jumped those shares higher than Ivar the Boneless after too much mead! They say it rose by 6.5% but I say it rose by the power of innovation itself! Even with those pesky U.S. restrictions they still manage to come out on top.

China's Loss the World's Gain?

These 'restrictions' on sending shiny chips to China... bah! As I have said before 'I am the storm!' Let them try to hold back the tide of progress. Nvidia lost some coin $4.5 billion they say enough to buy a longship fleet! But the Allfather provides and they found wealth elsewhere. Though they lost $2.5 billion in revenue that did not stop them.

The Global Raid of Semiconductor Stocks

The ripple effect is felt across the seas. From Japan Tokyo Electron rises like a phoenix from the ashes while SK Hynix in Korea joins the fray supplying Nvidia with the power they need. Even the Europeans those soft Southerners are getting in on the action! ASML ASM International BE Semiconductor Industries... names as strange to me as a monk's chanting. I will stick with my axes and Nvidia Chips thank you very much.

American Allies Join the Victory Feast

Marvell and Qualcomm American companies also celebrate the victory! These are strange names to me. I am sure they are fine companies. After all Nvidia's triumph is a triumph for all! May their fortunes continue to rise and may their halls always be filled with the sound of merriment and the clinking of drinking horns!

Tariffs and Troubles? Ha! Challenges are Opportunities!

They speak of tariff policies and export bans. As I once said 'Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best.' So let these policies come. Nvidia like a true Viking adapts and overcomes. Uncertainty? I laugh in the face of uncertainty! It is merely another challenge to conquer!

AI: The New World to Explore and Plunder

These 'AI models' they speak of... sounds like sorcery to me! But if these Nvidia chips are the key to unlocking their secrets then I say let us embrace this new world! Who knows what treasures and powers we may find? Perhaps even a way to build longships that fly through the sky! Hahaha!