Trump's Crypto Blitz: Making America Rich Again, One Token at a Time!

Two Dinners Two Bigly Opportunities

Folks let me tell you we're doing things that have never been done before! I've got two crypto dinners coming up and they're going to be HUGE. One is for the big donors the kind of people who know a winner when they see one – that's me! The other is for those geniuses riding the meme coin wave. We're talking millions folks millions! We're going to make America rich again one token at a time!

$1.5 Million Per Plate? That's a Steal!

Some people are saying $1.5 million a plate is expensive. WRONG! It's the best deal ever! It's the most expensive dinner in presidential history and that's because I'm the best president in history! You get to dine with me the greatest most humble person you'll ever meet. Plus you get to hear my brilliant ideas on how to make America even greater. Believe me it's worth every penny – and then some!

Crypto & AI Innovators: The Best People

I'm bringing in the best people the smartest people to help with this crypto and AI revolution. We have David Sacks who is fantastic! He's helping rewrite the rules making them better stronger and totally unfair to our enemies. We're taking crypto and AI to the next level folks you won't believe it!

Trump National: The Best Club the Best People

The second dinner? At Trump National of course! The best club the best location everyone agrees. We're letting the top $TRUMP token holders in. It's a contest a beautiful contest! The more tokens you have the closer you are to me. It's a win win for everyone. We may even give you a tour of the White House—WIP White House Tour it's the best tour everyone agrees.

The Haters Are Out But We Don't Care

Of course the haters are out the fake news is out saying this is corrupt! Accountable.US? More like Accountable.LOSERS! They're jealous folks jealous! They wish they were as successful as me. This isn't corruption it's smart business. It's making America great again and it's driving the left crazy which is always a good thing.

NFTs Just in Case Because We're Prepared

And hey if I can't make it to the dinner – which I doubt because I'm a man of the people – you get a Trump NFT! A beautiful valuable NFT! It's like owning a piece of history a piece of me. Everyone will want one they're gonna be HUGE! Plus this $TRUMP token? It surged 50%! People are making money folks! We are winning. Sad!