TikTok Stays Tickin'! Trump Extends Deadline, Makes America Great Again... Online!

TikTok You're Fired... Almost!

Folks let me tell you we're doing tremendous things with TikTok. Some people say it's the best TikTok situation ever! We're extending the deadline for ByteDance to sell TikTok's U.S. operations. You know when I came into office everyone was saying TikTok was a disaster. A total mess! But we're fixing it. We’re making it GREAT! And let me tell you it’s gonna be HUGE!

Ninety Days? A Lot of Time. The Best Time!

My wonderful Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt put out a statement – a beautiful statement everyone agrees – saying I’ll be signing another Executive Order. This will keep TikTok up and running. I don't want to see TikTok go dark. It's sad! Believe me I know sad. So 90 days. We're giving them 90 days to get this deal done. And we're making sure that you the American people can keep using TikTok without worrying about those sneaky Chinese. We are protecting your data like nobody has ever protected data before!

The Supreme Court Very Smart People!

Remember that national security law? The Supreme Court those very very smart people upheld it just before my second inauguration. Some people say it was rigged but we won't get into that right now. The point is we're serious about national security. Very serious! We’re not letting China spy on our TikTok dances. No way! That’s fake news.

Apple and Google? They Love Me!

Remember when Apple and Google took TikTok down? Just for a day! They love me now they really do. They put it back up right? Because they know I'm the only one who can handle this TikTok situation. The best negotiator. I could write a book about it folks a tremendous book. It would be a bestseller believe me!

Oracle AppLovin and a Billionaire Walk Into a Bar...

We've got Oracle we've got AppLovin and we've even got some billionaire Frank McCourt wanting to buy TikTok. A lot of interest folks! Tremendous interest! It's like 'The Apprentice,' but with billions of dollars and way more at stake! But here’s the thing: China has to approve it. And you know China. They're tough negotiators. But I’m tougher. Much tougher. We will see what happens. It’s gonna be beautiful!

Project Liberty? Sounds Good to Me!

I heard about Project Liberty. Sounds fantastic! Anything aligned with U.S. national security is good in my book. Great people great project. They know how to make deals very smart. They are the best everyone agrees! So we are going to work hard folks very hard to make sure this all works out. Because that's what I do I make things work. The best things. Nobody does it better.