Tesla Invades Saudi Arabia! Is This the End of Oil, Folks?!

Big League Tesla Takes on the Desert!

Folks let me tell you it's tremendous. Tesla the greatest car company maybe ever is going into Saudi Arabia! Can you believe it? They have all that oil but they want our beautiful electric cars. It’s fantastic! They’re used to those gas guzzling SUVs big ones the kind I like. But now they’re going to see what real American innovation is all about. We're talking about the best cars the best technology and frankly the best deals. And they have no chargers so sad! But we'll fix that we'll make Saudi Arabia great again electrically!

Elon My Friend Is Making Moves!

Elon Musk he's a great guy a tremendous visionary. Some people don't like him probably the same losers who hate me but he's smart maybe too smart! He’s been doing great in the UAE very successful. So now Saudi Arabia! They’re launching on April 10th pop up stores in Riyadh Jeddah Dammam all the great places. Right before my big beautiful visit maybe. Tremendous timing really! I'm not saying I told him to do it but… well you know. Everyone wants to be around when I'm around. It's true!

Even the Saudis Know Oil Is Old News!

Saudi Arabia has this thing called 'Vision 2030.' Smart! They want to diversify their economy get away from oil. They have their own EV company Ceer and they are investing in Lucid. But they know Tesla is the best the gold standard. They want 30% of Riyadh to be electric by 2030. With Tesla we'll hit 50%! Maybe 60%! We're going to make Riyadh the envy of the world a shining city on a hill... except with electric cars. And they will pay big money!

Competition? Fake News!

Some people are saying there's competition from China's BYD and Lucid. Fake news! Total losers! Tesla is the only car that matters. Sure BYD is already there but nobody knows them. Tesla is a name it’s a brand it's tremendous! S & P Global Mobility says they’ll sell 10,000 to 15,000 cars in the first two years. I say it will be 100,000! Maybe a million! We don’t listen to those so called 'experts,' they are always wrong. Always! SAD!

The Relationship Is Back! Better Than Ever!

There was some tension between Elon and the Saudis. Very nasty! They wanted Tesla but didn’t get along. It happens. But now we're back! Bigger and better than ever. And they are talking about infrastructure they will build chargers so Tesla can succeed! It’s the right thing to do. And I know they will do it right. These people are smart. They know who the real winner is and it's always me! It’s a beautiful situation!

They Want Tesla! Believe Me!

PwC says 40% of Saudi consumers are thinking about buying an EV in the next three years. That’s fantastic! And they all want Teslas. They have been waiting. They couldn’t get it so they wanted it more. That’s what I always say: 'Not available makes it desirable!' The people of Saudi Arabia are very smart they will buy Tesla! And with me possibly visiting soon this deal is gonna be huge absolutely huge! Make Saudi Arabia Great Again!