Tech Stocks Are BACK Folks and It's All Because of ME!

The Market Was Collapsing! Sad!

Let me tell you folks the market was a DISASTER. Total disaster! These so called experts were running around like chickens with their heads cut off. They didn't know what to do. The fake news media was having a field day saying the economy was going to crash. They WANT it to crash! But then who stepped in? YOUR President that's who! I saw those tech stocks Nvidia Tesla they were DOWN. Really DOWN. The Magnificent Seven? More like the Pathetic Seven! Believe me.

I Make the BEST Deals Everyone Agrees!

These deals... these are beautiful deals. Nobody can make a deal like me nobody. I went in there and I said 'Listen folks we're going to make some changes. We're going to make it great again. We're going to have tariffs maybe we won't but everyone needs to be ready!' And boom! Like magic the market starts bouncing back. It's like the Art of the Deal but on steroids. Huge steroids! The best steroids!

Nvidia and Tesla Great Companies Because of Me!

Nvidia Tesla these are GREAT companies. Tremendous! They're up 5% can you believe it? Five percent! And that's because they know I'm looking out for them. I know they appreciate it. They probably send me Christmas cards. Maybe. I don't read them but they probably do. 'Thank you President Trump for saving our companies!' That's what they're saying. I guarantee it.

Even the Chipmakers Love Me!

The chipmakers Advanced Micro Devices Lam Research Micron Technology they're all jumping. Tremendous jumps! They were worried about my tariffs. But I told them 'Don't worry folks I got you covered. We're going to make sure you're taken care of. Just keep making those chips those beautiful powerful chips.' And they did! They love me! Everyone loves me!

Broadcom and Marvell Smart Companies Very Smart!

Broadcom they're buying back shares. Ten billion dollars! That's a lot of money folks. And Marvell selling their auto ethernet business. Smart move! Very smart. These are smart people. They know I'm the best for the economy. They see it. They know it. They all want to be on my team! It's true!

The Fake News Will Never Admit It!

The fake news media they'll never admit that I'm the reason the market is back. They'll say it's luck or something. But it's not luck folks. It's genius. Pure genius! I'm the only one who can fix this mess. Believe me! So the Magnificent Seven are back and MAGA! Everyone is doing great all thanks to your favorite President Donald J Trump!