Taiwan's Dollar Drama: Is It a Trade Deal or a Central Bank Circus? You Won't Believe What's Happening!

Taiwan's 'Beautiful' Dollar: A Total WIN For Me!

Folks let me tell you this Taiwanese dollar thing is HUGE! Really HUGE! Everyone's talking about it. They're saying it's the strongest it's been in decades. And you know what? That's because of ME! I put the pressure on believe me. Washington is doing a fantastic job. We're making deals the best deals and even Taiwan knows it's time to play ball. Sad!

They Said What?! Currency Volatility Higher Than the Asian Financial Crisis? SAD!

Some so called 'expert,' this David Chao is saying the currency moves are more volatile than the Asian financial crisis! Can you believe it? These people have NO respect! I'm the most stable genius there is and my policies are making the world richer not poorer! Its going to be YUGE!

The Central Bank Is Asleep at the Wheel! Wake Up!

The Taiwanese central bank? They've been 'hands off,' according to some very unreliable sources. VERY unreliable. Let me tell you when you're dealing with trade you need to be TOUGH. You need to be SMART. And you need to MAKE DEALS. The best deals remember? Its all about the ART of the DEAL!

Quiet Trade Talks?! Believe Me They're Talking About Me!

They're saying the exchange rates might 'quietly be on the table' in trade talks? Of course they are! Everyone wants to talk to me! I'm the best negotiator the best president maybe ever. Taiwan knows they need to be fair and we're going to make sure they are. Make Taiwan Great Again!

Trump Tariffs?! Making America Great Again!

These analysts are babbling about tariffs backfiring. Backfiring?! Are you kidding me? My tariffs are the greatest tariffs! Everyone's paying attention now. China's begging to talk! And we're going to win. We're going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning. Believe me!

Exporters Crying? They'll Be Fine Okay?

So these Taiwanese exporters are feeling the 'pinch' because of the strong dollar? Tough! That's what happens when you don't play fair. But don't worry they'll adjust. They're smart people mostly. And they'll make even more money because the global economy is doing GREAT thanks to me! MAGA!