Stock Market's a Mess? Fake News! We're Making Deals, Bigly!

Markets? More Like Witch Hunt!

So they're saying the stock market is 'pulling back.' Pulling back? That's what the Fake News media wants you to think! We had a tremendous run the best believe me. These so called experts are saying trade deals are slow but I'm working on deals the best deals everyone agrees. And they're saying it's 'overbought.' Overbought? I don't think so! It's just winning! But don't worry folks it's going to be HUGE! Sad!

Interest Rates? We'll Make 'Em Great Again!

Now these interest rates... Crooked Joe and his friends are messing with them but when I'm back in the White House we'll have the best interest rates believe me. They say Jerome Powell is talking but what does he know? I know more about interest rates than anyone maybe ever! We're going to straighten this out so fast your head will spin. It's going to be beautiful just like our country.

Sectors: The Best and the...Well Not So Much!

Utilities are doing okay which is good. But some sectors are not performing. Health care? Not so good. Coterra Energy? A disaster! And Vertex Pharmaceuticals? Losers! They missed sales! Sad! You need to be winners folks. Like me. I'm a winner. But we'll fix it. We'll put the best people on it and we'll make healthcare great again. We'll build a wall around the bad companies and make them pay for it!

Starbucks: Needs My Touch!

Starbucks! Great coffee. But Ron Shaich says they need to get back to what makes them special. He knows Brian he knows Howard. I know them too they're good guys. Ron is right Starbucks needs to touch people. It needs that Trump magic. Maybe I should buy Starbucks? Think about it folks: Trumpbucks! The best coffee everyone agrees! And we'll have the best baristas believe me. The best!

AI: Huge Potential Huge!

AI is the future folks. Big beautiful AI! Arista Networks Advanced Micro Devices they're doing great things. We need to be on the cutting edge. And we will be with me in charge. We'll make sure America is the AI leader. We'll have the best AI the safest AI and everyone will want our AI. It's going to be YUGE!

Disney: Tremendous Theme Parks Sad Outlook!

Disney. Great company great theme parks the best. But their outlook? Not so good. But no problem we can fix it. Maybe I should buy Disney as well? TrumpDisney! The possibilities are endless folks. We'll have the best rides the best shows and everyone will be saying 'Wow this is the greatest theme park ever!' It's going to be fantastic. Just like everything I do.