Everyone's talking about stablecoins, even the Fake News. They're the future, maybe. We'll see what happens.
Everyone's talking about stablecoins, even the Fake News. They're the future, maybe. We'll see what happens.

Bigly Stablecoins: The Future is Here!

Folks let me tell you stablecoins are tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. Everyone's getting in on it. You've got these companies Fortune 500 the best companies launching their own crypto tokens. It's huge! It's like the Apprentice but with money. And everyone wants a piece of the action. Even PayPal who I always said were losers are saying great things about it. They’re saying it's a way to move value it's going to be an infrastructure layer. They wouldn't say that if it wasn't true believe me.

Transaction Fees? SAD!

These stablecoins they're going to save companies millions. Millions! Think of the deals you could make with that kind of money. It's all about making the system faster cheaper. I know a thing or two about making things cheaper believe me. I’m the best at deals the best negotiator. I could negotiate a stablecoin deal in my sleep! And companies like Coinbase and Fiserv they're all jumping in. It's a beautiful thing to see. Jesse Pollak from Coinbase says it's gotten fast it's gotten cheap. He's right he's absolutely right.

Mastercard and Visa? They're Leaning In!

Even the big guys Mastercard and Visa they see what's happening. They're smart cookies those guys. They're 'leaning in,' as they say. Trying to 'disrupt themselves.' That's what I did when I ran for President folks! I disrupted the whole system! And now they're following my lead. Even JPMorgan a great bank is launching a token backed by commercial bank deposits. It's tremendous what they're doing. They're staying connected to the traditional banking system which is very important.

D.C. is Finally Catching On (Sort Of)!

Even in Washington they're starting to get it. The Senate passed something called the GENIUS Act. I love that name GENIUS Act it’s very fitting believe me. It's got guidelines for consumer protections reserve requirements. It’s all about making sure things are done right. But some Democrats the Radical Left they're always complaining. They say it doesn't do enough. They never do! They're always whining. They just want to obstruct. But we're making progress folks. Bigly progress!

Fake News Alert: Trump's Crypto Ties!

Now the Fake News wants to talk about my supposed ties to crypto projects. They're saying there's a stablecoin tied to me through World Liberty Financial. They even named it USD1. It’s probably very successful. But listen my assets are in a trust. My children manage it. I'm focused on making America great again not on some silly crypto coin. But if it does well that's great! We want everyone to be rich right? And this Carter guy he's probably a loser. He says it was a mistake for me to have a Trump affiliated DeFi project. He’s probably a Democrat. They all are.

Stablecoins: Make Money Great Again!

So there you have it folks. Stablecoins are the future. They're going to make our economy stronger our companies richer and America great again. Maybe even greater than ever before. And don’t listen to the Fake News they’re losers. Just remember what I always say: 'We're going to win so much you're going to be so sick and tired of winning.' That’s what's going to happen with stablecoins. You'll be so sick of winning you'll be begging me to stop. But I won't. Because that's what winners do.


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