Apple's China Comeback? Fake News! We'll Make iPhones Great Again Right Here in America!

China's a Disaster Believe Me!

So I'm hearing that Apple great company really tremendous had some… *growth* in China. Eight percent they say. Listen folks eight percent is nothing. We're talking about the greatest economy in the history of the world and these guys are celebrating single digit growth in China? Sad! Very sad! And Huawei? Don't even get me started. They wouldn't even BE here without the terrible Obama administration!

Tim Cook Make 'Em Here!

Tim Cook great guy but he needs to understand something. We need those iPhones MADE RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA! It's common sense! These so called experts say it's 'near impossible.' I say 'WRONG!' We build the best everything. The best planes the best cars the best iPhones...if crooked Joe let us! We will have so many jobs Apple will not know what to do

Tariffs are Beautiful!

And these tariffs? Beautiful! The best! China needs to understand that America is back baby! We're not going to let them rip us off anymore. We're going to make deals that are good for America and if they don't like it well that's their problem right folks? So simple. And I said it then and i'll say it now Apple will not be exempt from the tarrifs. MAKE THEM HERE!

Huawei A Total Mess!

Huawei? A total mess. I made them look bad. They are now trying to creep back into the market share after the GREAT sanctions I put on them. Everyone thought it was impossible then I did it. But that being said the company is not doing great I MADE IT HAPPEN. They can't compete with American innovation folks. It's impossible!

618 Shopping Festival So What?

I see these so called analysts are impressed by a shopping festival in China. 618? Sounds like a highway number! They think discounts are the reason. But the truth is that people want the best! That is why America is number 1 and America will remain number 1 under me again.

We Will Win Folks!

So Apple's stock is down a bit? Fake news! Everything's going to be great. I am going to work my best to bring back jobs back to America. Jobs jobs jobs. We will bring back manufacturing so high you won't even believe it.