PAYPAL PAYS UP! Making College Great Again, One Student-Athlete at a Time! Believe Me!

The Greatest Deal Everyone Agrees!

Folks let me tell you we've got a tremendous deal here. A beautiful deal! PayPal a fantastic company is stepping up to the plate with the Big Ten and Big 12. We're talking about student athletes getting the money they deserve. It's about time believe me. These are great players the best and they deserve the best compensation. And who made this possible? You know who. That's right folks it's me! I know deals I have the best deals! It's gonna be HUGE!

House v. NCAA: We Won So Bigly!

This House v. NCAA thing? A total disaster for the Democrats. But we fixed it! We made it great again! We're talking about a settlement that's going to pay out big time to these players. $20.5 million to current athletes. That's a lot of money even for me! And $2.8 billion for former players? Unbelievable! The other guys? They couldn't do this. They wouldn't even try. But we did it and we did it BIG!

PayPal: The Only Way to Pay Believe Me!

We're using PayPal folks. The best payment platform everyone agrees. Quick secure and frankly tremendous. The Big Ten and Big 12 will be using it exclusively and frankly they should be thanking me! It's the only way to do it. You're gonna love it! This will make things so much easier. We're talking about speed we're talking about efficiency. It's gonna be yuge!

Even Tuition! So Smart!

And get this folks: these student athletes can even pay their tuition with PayPal. Very smart. Very very smart. Some schools are making PayPal their preferred payment partner and that's only because they know a good deal when they see one! I love it. I really do. These schools they are smart very smart!

Venmo is Getting in on the Action: It's Great!

Even Venmo which is like PayPal's little brother is getting involved. They're sponsoring the Big Ten Rivalry Series and the Big 12. That's fantastic! Great for them great for college sports and frankly great for America! They're gonna use Venmo at bookstores for tickets concessions. I mean it's incredible. And it's all because of me folks let's be honest.

Big Ten and Big 12: The Best Conferences Period!

The Big Ten and Big 12? The greatest conferences period! We're talking about schools like Michigan Ohio State Arizona State. These are top tier universities the best of the best. And now they're leading the way in compensating their athletes. It's a beautiful thing to see and it's all happening because we're making college sports great again! Everyone is saying it!