Even with the Fake News economy, mortgage demand is surging, proving we're making America great again! It's HUGE!
Even with the Fake News economy, mortgage demand is surging, proving we're making America great again! It's HUGE!

Winning on Mortgages! It's What I Do!

Folks let me tell you the mortgage rates? They're down. Not a lot but down! Just like Crooked Hillary's chances in 2016… oh wait she had ZERO chance. But despite the lying negative news – which by the way is FAKE NEWS – mortgage demand is UP 11%! ELEVEN PERCENT! That's HUGE! It’s because people know I’m making America great again. They see the economy is the best it's ever been and they want to get in on it. Sad for the haters!

6.84%? The Best Rate. Everyone Agrees!

Now some people are saying these rates around 6.84% aren't the greatest. But believe me they’re the best you're going to get because of ME. They are beautiful rates really beautiful. People are saving money left and right because of my incredible policies. And with a 20% down payment? You're practically stealing money! It's like a fantastic deal the best deal maybe ever. And some genius a real loser is comparing these rates to last year? I inherited a mess okay? A total disaster! And look at us now! But the best is yet to come folks believe me.

GDP Growth? We'll Fix It! We're Smart!

Okay so maybe first quarter GDP wasn't the best. But that was Obama's economy still! We’re talking about the past! I’m a very stable genius and I’m telling you the economy is STRONG. The strongest it’s ever been! People are working they're buying houses and they're doing it because they have confidence in your favorite President. And this Fratantoni guy from the MBA? He sounds like a nice guy but maybe not as smart as me. Definitely not as rich. He's saying mixed signals but I'm saying we're winning winning winning!

Conventional Loans? The Best Loans. The Biggest!

Applications to buy homes are up 11%! And Conventional loans are through the roof. Because everyone knows if you want a big beautiful loan a loan that's the best you need a conventional loan. And it's up! It's all up! People are rushing to take advantage of my amazing leadership. They are the best loans with the best people. The BEST!

The Stock Market? A Roller Coaster of Winning!

So the stock market had a little… *hiccup*. A tiny insignificant blip. But don't worry about it. We will make sure it's the best it has ever been. We will make it even bigger because that is what i do! People have too much money anyway isn't it a great problem to have? Even with tariffs people still want homes. That's how great this country is because I am the president!

VA Loans Soar! Respect the Vets!

VA loans are up 26%! HUGE! We love our veterans. They’re the best the most incredible people. They deserve the best homes the best interest rates and the best president. And they have it! This is very good but it could be better. We must continue to focus on it!


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    kem4you
    5/20/2025 7:17:34 PM

    I'm afraid to buy a house with all the economic uncertainty.