Lilly's HUGE Deal: Making America's Health Great Again!

The Best Deals Folks The Best!

Folks let me tell you this Eli Lilly deal with Verve? It's HUGE. Really really big. They're buying this gene editing company Verve Therapeutics for up to $1.3 billion. That's a lot of money even for me! But it's an investment a smart one like I always make. We're talking about making America's health great again one gene at a time. Everyone agrees!

Beyond Diabetes: We're Curing Everything!

Lilly they're already the best in the world with their weight loss and diabetes drugs everyone knows it. But now? They're going even further. This gene editing stuff it's like science fiction but it's real. They’re getting into one time gene editing therapies to reduce high cholesterol. I always said 'What do you have to lose?' and these new therapies are a win win folks! You're gonna see a big difference. Bigly!

A Premium Price? It's Worth Every Penny!

Some are saying Lilly overpaid that they're giving Verve a 67.5% premium. But you know what I say? You gotta spend money to make money. These are very smart people and they know what they're doing. This deal is gonna be fantastic and its going to be tremendous for everyone. Believe me!

Cholesterol? We're Gonna Beat It!

This Verve company they're working on therapies for high cholesterol. High cholesterol very bad. It's targeting genes like PCSK9 ANGPTL3 and LPA. Sounds complicated right? But trust me the best doctors the smartest people are on it. They're gonna make these problems disappear. Poof! Like magic!

Haters and Losers: They Don't Get It!

Of course some people like this BMO Capital Markets analyst they're skeptical. They say there's no market need. Sad! These are the same people who said I couldn't win the election. They're losers. Total losers. We're gonna prove them wrong. Again. We will make sure that everyone has access to affordable medicines which is going to be great!

Promises Made Promises Kept!

So there you have it folks. Another great deal another great step forward for American health and another victory for your favorite president. We're gonna keep winning winning winning until you get tired of winning. But you never will will you? Because we're making America great again. And it's gonna be beautiful.