Jaguar Land Rover Surrenders to Trump's Genius Tariffs! Are They Caving Already?

They Said It Couldn't Be Done!

Folks let me tell you nobody knows more about trade than yours truly. I mean these so called 'experts' said I couldn't do it they said tariffs wouldn't work they said it would be a disaster! But what's happening? Jaguar Land Rover a big car company from Britain is already hitting the brakes! They're pausing shipments to the U.S. because of my beautiful powerful tariffs. Sad! But a sign of things to come. Tremendous!

Making America Rich Again!

These tariffs believe me are for the good of America. We've been ripped off for far too long by these other countries. They send us their cars their steel their aluminum and what do we get? Bad deals that's what! It's a disgrace a total disaster. But now with me in charge we're making America rich again! We will be respected again! I am draining the swamp!

The Art of the Deal – Tariffs Edition

You know I wrote the book on the art of the deal. And let me tell you these tariffs are a masterclass. Jaguar Land Rover is already feeling the heat! They're talking about 'new trading terms' and 'short term actions.' That's code for 'Mr. President please don't hurt us anymore!' And you know what? They will be back begging for mercy but America will get the better deal.

Crooked Keir and the UK's Weak Response

Keir Starmer the Prime Minister over in the UK he says they'll react with 'cool and calm heads.' Cool and calm? That's what losers say! We need strength we need power. We're negotiating a trade deal and believe me it will be a tremendous deal for America! The best deal anyone has ever seen. So much winning!

Winning Winning Winning!

This is what happens when you have a great leader a very stable genius in charge. Companies like Jaguar Land Rover are going to have to pay up or pack up. They either invest in America create jobs for Americans or they face the consequences. It's very simple. It's called winning and we're going to be winning so much you're going to get tired of winning!

It's Gonna Be Huge!

So Jaguar Land Rover pauses shipments the global car industry is in a panic and the stock market is doing okay. But you know what? It's all going to be fantastic! Because at the end of the day America is going to be the big winner. We're going to have the best economy the best jobs and the best cars made right here in the good old USA! It's gonna be huge!