Iran Deal! Are We Making a Great Deal or Getting Ripped Off Again?!

The Art of the Deal or the Art of the Steal?

Folks let me tell you these negotiations with Iran? It's like dealing with Crooked Hillary but with more sand. Everyone's saying it's a 'historic moment.' Historic? Maybe! But will it be a *good* historic? That's the question. You know I pulled out of that terrible Iran deal that Obama made—the worst deal EVER! Now they're back at it but with my guy Steve Witkoff in there. Steve's smart. Very smart. But is he smart enough for these guys? They're tough! But remember nobody can make a deal like Trump!

Fake News and Real Nukes!

The Fake News is all over this. They're saying it's about preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. Well duh! That's what *I* was trying to do when I was President! The Mideast is a mess with the Israel Hamas war and those pesky Houthis. And now Iran's rial is collapsing; they are desperate for a deal; believe me. Remember I said 'I'm for stopping Iran very simply from having a nuclear weapon.' And I meant it! These people always try to low ball you; they are not high energy. But we will have to wait and see.

Indirect Talks? Sounds Like Losing!

So they're doing 'indirect' talks huh? What is this kindergarten? Remember when I met Kim Jong Un? Face to face! Bigly! The best meetings! That's how you make a deal! This 'different halls' nonsense… it just doesn't sound like a win. I will make a deal so good they'll be begging me to sign it. Everyone agrees. They all say it ‘Sir you are the best negotiator’.

The World is Watching (and Probably Laughing)

Italy is involved? Russia too? Everyone wants a piece of this pie. Putin's probably laughing thinking he can outsmart us. But nobody outsmarts Trump! I know more about deals than anyone including Putin. And these Airbus planes Iran got? They should be thanking me because I gave them a wake up call; they should all be greatful.

Uranium Enrichment: A Very Dangerous Game!

This uranium enrichment stuff is scary! They want to enrich to 3.67%? Or stop it altogether? It's all a game! A very dangerous game. We can not let them enrich the uranium. Remember what Ali Shamkhani said? 'Iran has come for a balanced agreement not a surrender.' Well Ali neither have I! Believe me! It's gonna be huge!

Make Iran Great Again (Or At Least Less of a Mess)

The Iranian people deserve better than this! The mullahs are ripping them off and the mandatory hijab is a disaster. And this gasoline thing? More riots waiting to happen! Iran needs a stable economy. I want Iran to be great and prosperous and terrific; believe me! Let's see if Steve can pull off a miracle. But I'm watching and I'm ready to jump in if they try to screw us over. Because nobody and I mean NOBODY screws over the United States of America!