Hinge Health Soars! Making America's Backs Great Again!

Big Numbers Folks. Huge!

Folks let me tell you we are seeing HUGE numbers. Hinge Health a fantastic company just dropped their financials and believe me they are incredible. They're talking about a 50% jump in revenue in the first quarter reaching a WHOPPING $123.8 million. That’s up from $82.7 million last year. This is what happens when you have strong leadership like yours truly.

Profits? Never Heard of 'Em (Until Now)!

And get this – they actually made money! Can you believe it? Net income of $17.1 million! They're saying it's their first profitable quarter. First! Quarter! Ever! That's because my economic policies are working. They're tremendous. Everyone agrees even the haters and losers.

Economic Uncertainty? More Like Economic Opportunity!

Now some people very dishonest people are saying that my 'sweeping tariff policy' caused 'extreme economic uncertainty.' Wrong! It’s about making America great again! These companies are delayed only because they are run by dummies. Hinge is smart! They're moving forward. You know I have a very very large brain and it tells me this is good.

Margins So High You Can't See Over Them!

Their cost of goods went DOWN and their gross margin went UP! They are at 81% from 70% a year ago. That's fantastic! Operating income is $13.1 million compared to losing money before. Winning! That's what we do. We win win win! We have so much winning you will get tired of winning. And you'll say 'Please Mr. President no more winning!' And I'll say 'I'm sorry but we're going to keep winning!'

Hinge is Helping People Believe Me

Hinge is helping people with their aches and pains. They use software and wearables to help with injuries and chronic pain. Big employers are covering the costs so their employees can get the best care the best therapy. It's all about being healthy wealthy and wise. And that's what we're doing for America.

Daniel Perez? Gabriel Mecklenburg? Smart Guys!

Daniel Perez and Gabriel Mecklenburg the founders they're smart guys. They know how to run a business. They're doing a great job. I like people who are smart and successful. These are the kind of people we need to lead our country. Maybe one day they'll even work for me. I'm always looking for the best people the most loyal people. And they have to be smart. Very smart.