A look at the stock market's midday movers, including Tesla's robotaxis, bank mergers, and even MY OWN Trump Media!
A look at the stock market's midday movers, including Tesla's robotaxis, bank mergers, and even MY OWN Trump Media!

Tesla's Robotaxi: Tremendous Just Tremendous!

Folks let me tell you Tesla is doing fantastic! They've got these robotaxis in Austin Texas. Robotaxis! Can you believe it? Even a Wedbush analyst and you know they're usually the losers said his ride exceeded expectations. That's what I call a win. Tesla is a great company run by a… interesting man. But the robotaxis believe me they're gonna be HUGE!

Bank Merger Mania: Deals Deals Deals!

Now we have Northern Trust. They're being courted by Bank of New York Mellon. A merger folks! It could be the biggest the best merger ever! Everyone wants to merge with the best and that's what's happening here. It’s going to be YUGE. But you know these things they can be tricky like dealing with the Fake News Media. You never know what's going to happen but I have a feeling… it's gonna be great.

Fiserv and the Crypto Craze: Very Interesting...

Fiserv! They're getting into the stablecoin game partnering with Circle and PayPal. Stablecoins! Who would have thought? Everyone wants to be like Trump innovative. They are trying to ride my wave but there is only one Trump you know it I know it everyone knows it. But hey as long as it makes money it's good. Very interesting...

Novo Nordisk's Obesity Drug: A Total Disaster!

Novo Nordisk sad! Their obesity drug CagriSema a total disaster. The results are disappointing and they're ending their collaboration with Hims & Hers. Hims shares are DOWN way DOWN more than 30%. Sad! This is what happens when you don't have the Trump touch. You gotta know how to win and they clearly don't. They need to call me maybe I can help. But probably not. Losers!

Trump Media: The BEST Stock Buyback EVER!

And now the best news of all folks. Trump Media my company Truth Social a fantastic platform where everyone can say what they really think unlike those liberal platforms is doing great! The board approved a stock buyback program of up to $400 million. $400 million! That's a lot of money even for me. It’s gonna be beautiful. And we raised $2.5 billion from institutional investors! That’s the power of TRUTH folks. Nobody can beat us! Fake News CNN can't beat us nobody can beat us!

Oil Prices: I'm Keeping Them Low Believe Me!

And finally oil prices. I told everyone to keep them low and they better listen! Some oil companies are down but Marathon Petroleum is holding on. We're keeping those prices down folks. I will make sure of that. When I was president remember those low gas prices? Now Biden has raised them! We need low gas prices for the American people. They deserve it. And I'm the only one who can give it to them believe me.


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