Gold Skyrockets Thanks to ME! Are You Tired of Winning Yet?!

Fake News Alert!

Let me tell you folks this whole thing about gold going up because of ME? Total fake news! The failing New York Times and the lamestream media are at it again trying to make your favorite President look bad. Sad! Gold is doing great just like our economy. The best economy maybe ever! Everyone is saying it.

Crooked Powell and the Fed!

Now Crooked Powell he's a real disaster. I told you folks I told you! He's raising interest rates when he should be lowering them. He's a major loser! A total catastrophe! I even said his "termination cannot come fast enough!" And you know what? People agree with me. Everyone is saying it!

Tariffs are TREMENDOUS!

These tariffs are fantastic! They're bringing jobs back to America and they're making other countries pay their fair share. Believe me these tariffs are the best tariffs everyone agrees. China is paying and they are not happy that's for sure.

Gold is GOLDEN!

So gold is going up? Great! That just shows you how strong our economy is despite the Fake News trying to bring us down. People are investing in gold because they know America is winning! We're making America great again one gold bar at a time!

Citi Says It I Say It Everyone Knows It!

Even Citi these very very smart people the best people fantastic people said that gold prices are going up because of all the great things we're doing mostly me. It's true! They said that the central banks are buying gold because they want to get on the Trump train! Choo Choo!

Are You Tired of Winning Yet?

So folks don't believe the Fake News. Our economy is strong gold is golden and we're winning so much you're going to get tired of winning. But don't worry we're not stopping now! We're going to keep making America great bigger and better than ever before. And maybe richer who knows.