GM's Earnings: Fake News or Fact? We're Making America Rich Again!

GM's Sob Story: Sad!

Folks let me tell you I saw this headline about General Motors and their so called 'lowered earnings guidance' because of my incredible tariffs. First of all SAD! These companies they whine and they complain. They say 'Oh Mr. President the tariffs!' But let me tell you these are the BEST tariffs folks. Everybody agrees. The greatest! GM says my tariffs could impact them by billions. Billions! You know what I say? Negotiate better! Be smarter! I like tariffs. Other countries are laughing at us. And by the way nobody knew that tariffs could be so complex.

Mary Barra: A Very Nasty Woman?

Now this Mary Barra the CEO of GM she's saying they're adapting to my 'new trade policy environment.' Adapt? They should be thanking me! I'm making America great again one tariff at a time! She even said they're strengthening their supply base and driving EV profitability. I like that. But maybe they should've done that a long time ago. I like Mary maybe. I don't know her that well but she needs to understand it’s time to make America rich again! They have no choice.

Reimbursing Automakers? A Great Deal!

And get this they’re even acknowledging the 'positive impact' of my administration's tariff changes! We're reimbursing them for some U.S. parts and reducing the 'stacking' of tariffs. See? I'm a negotiator! A deal maker! I make the best deals everybody knows it. These other presidents? They wouldn’t even know where to start. They are babies. I know that they are going to do even better than before! Because I am their President. You will see.

Wall Street's a Mess!

GM beat Wall Street's expectations! I love it when they win and it’s great. They delayed their investor call because they knew I was going to make things even better with the tariffs. The best. Remember I said I was going to drain the swamp. You know what? I am the only one. You will see. I drain it all day and all night. The greatest.

Supply Chain: We Have the Best!

Mary Barra is talking about working to offset costs and making their supply chain more resilient. They have increased US sourced parts. Smart! Very smart. But I have always said they need to get even smarter! She also said the U.S. footprint is strong. Eleven assembly plants here in the USA. I like that.

Winning! We're Always Winning!

So even with these 'challenges,' GM is still going to do great. They're going to make tons of money and create jobs. And it's all thanks to ME! I'm like a genius. Everyone always says I'm the smartest person they know. The best president ever maybe! We're winning folks. We're always winning! You know what we are going to keep on winning.