Fake News Shoes! Shoe Companies Cry 'Existential Threat' Over My Genius Tariffs!

The Shoe Must Go On (With Tariffs!)

Folks let me tell you these shoe companies they're saying my tariffs are an 'existential threat.' Existential! Can you believe it? They use these big words very fancy but they don't fool me. It's all fake news! They're crying to the White House saying they can't handle my reciprocal tariffs. Reciprocal meaning fair! They want to sell their shoes here they gotta play by my rules. It's very simple folks. Very very simple.

Nike Adidas and the Woe Is Me Club

Nike Adidas Skechers Under Armour – the whole gang of losers! They all signed a letter 76 of them boo hoo ing about how they can't afford it. They say they make 'affordable footwear for hardworking lower and middle income families.' Oh please! They're making BILLIONS folks billions! They can afford it. They just don't want to! They're cheap! Believe me I know cheap. I've seen cheap.

Empty Shelves? Fake News!

They're even claiming that 'footwear inventory for U.S. consumers may soon run low.' Fake news! Total fake news! We have the best shoes the greatest shoes you've ever seen! We're gonna have so many shoes you won't know what to do with them! We're gonna have shoes coming out of our ears! I promise you folks no shoe shortage here!

China Vietnam Cambodia: Not So Smart!

These countries China Vietnam Cambodia they thought they could take advantage of the United States. Not anymore! My tariffs are gonna teach them a lesson. We lowered some rates temporarily but don't get any funny ideas! And China they're subject to a 145% tariff rate. It's gonna be even higher soon! They’re not sending their best folks. Believe me.

Making America Great Again One Tariff at a Time!

Adidas is whining about higher prices for Americans. Well maybe they should start making shoes here! That's what I'm saying folks! Bring the jobs back to America! We're gonna build the best factories the most beautiful factories you've ever seen! And these shoe companies they're gonna be begging to come back. Believe me. It will be HUGE!

No Manufacturing Miracles? Wrong!

They say these tariffs won't bring manufacturing back to the U.S. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Everything I do is right! These tariffs will bring so much manufacturing back it will make your head spin! We're gonna have the greatest economy in the history of the world and it's all thanks to me and these amazing tariffs! It's gonna be tremendous! Tremendous!