Fake News Economists SWEATING! Retail Sales About to EXPLODE Thanks to YOUR Favorite President!

The Lamestream Media Doesn't Want You To Know!

Believe me folks the retail sales report coming out is going to be HUGE. Absolutely tremendous! The economists even the ones with the bad hair they're all saying it's going to be great. A gain of 1.2%! Sad! But the fake news media? They don't want you to know that. They'll try to tell you it's all smoke and mirrors. WRONG! It's real folks. Real like my beautiful Trump Tower.

Tariffs? More Like TARIFF IC!

These so called 'experts' are saying the tariffs are causing problems? Wrong again! They are tremendous for the economy and they are working so well! People are buying cars now to get ahead of the tariffs? Smart people! Very smart. These are the smartest people. They know I'm making deals that nobody else could make. And by the way when Mexico sends its people they're not sending their best. Just kidding...sort of.

Auto Sales? WINNING!

They're predicting auto sales could rise 11%! 11% people! That's like HUGE! I'm telling you the auto industry is coming back bigger and better than ever before. Believe me. I know cars. I have the best cars. Everyone agrees. These numbers are not adjusted for inflation but they should be because the numbers are really really good. They are so good. It is a beautiful thing to see!

Goldman Sachs? They Love Me Believe Me!

Even Goldman Sachs who used to be on the other side they are now forecasting core retail sales to be up! UP! They see what I'm doing. They see the winning! It's payback they say for the cold weather. But really it's because of me. Everything good is because of me. Sad!

The Confidence is TREMENDOUS!

This Torres guy at Interactive Brokers he gets it. He knows the data is going to be good. Very good. He thinks there is post pandemic awful confidence trends but he is wrong! Wrong! My confidence is amazing and tremendous. The best confidence. You would not believe it.

Join the WINNING! (at the New York Stock Exchange)

And speaking of winning you should all head down to the New York Stock Exchange. Great place. Historic. Tremendous! CNBC is having some event and you can get in on the action. It's like 'The Apprentice,' but with less of me firing people…maybe. Go for the cocktails. The greatest cocktails. Everyone says so. You have to see it to believe it!