Fake News Alert: Don't Let the Deep State Steal Your Hard-Earned Cash! (It's Gonna Be Yuge!)

The Crooked System is Rigged (But We Can Beat It!)

Folks let me tell you the Fake News media won't tell you this but the IRS they're not your friends. They want your money! They say the second quarter estimated tax deadline is June 16th. June 16th! It's a DISASTER! They say if you don't pay up on time you'll be 'falling behind.' Falling behind? I never fall behind! You gotta be smart folks very smart. Like me. We're gonna make these payments on time and we're gonna WIN! I know a lot about taxes believe me.

Gig Economy? More Like Rigged Economy!

They're coming after your self employment your freelancing your gig economy work – all the things that make America great! If you're making money without those deductions they want a piece. Interest dividends capital gains – it's all a setup folks. A total witch hunt! They call it 'pay as you go.' It's more like 'pay as they go to steal your money!' I’m telling you it’s sad!

Deadlines? More Like Death lines!

April 15th June 16th September 15th January 15th 2026… These dates they don't make any sense! They're trying to trick you. It's a swamp folks a total swamp! Even the so called 'experts' admit it they're saying people miss these things especially the high earners. The winners! They forget about capital gains side income... Believe me this system makes no sense! The whole system is rigged!

Don't Let Them Underpay You!

They say you owe at least $1,000 or $500 if you’re a corporation? It’s a joke! A bad one. If you skip that June 16th deadline boom! They hit you with penalties. Penalties based on interest rates. Interest rates can you believe it? It's a disaster folks. A total disaster. They call them 'underpayment penalties'. I call them 'legalized theft!'

Safe Harbors? More Like Fake Harbors!

These 'safe harbor guidelines'... don't trust them! They say pay 90% of your 2025 taxes or 100% of your 2024 taxes whichever is smaller. Smaller! They want to confuse you. And if you made over $150,000? They want 110%! It's a disgrace! But listen up they say it only protects you from the underpayment penalties. Folks these people are never satisfied. They want it all! I always say "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war."

We're Gonna Make Taxes Great Again!

So we're gonna be smart folks. We're gonna make these payments on time and we're gonna beat the system! We're gonna drain the swamp folks we're gonna drain the swamp! It’s gonna be beautiful. And remember nobody knows more about taxes than me okay? Nobody. It’s gonna be YUGE! And we will have so much fun. Thank you very much!