Epic WINS BIG, Oracle FAILS! Another HUGE Victory for American Greatness!

HUGE WIN for Epic Sad Day for Oracle (and Sleepy Joe!)

Folks let me tell you this is HUGE! Epic Systems a fantastic company just had their BIGGEST market share gain EVER! We're talking record breaking. They added 176 facilities and almost 30,000 beds! It's incredible really. Meanwhile Oracle well they're losing bigly. Losing bigly! They lost 74 sites and over 17,000 beds! Sad! Very sad! This is what happens when you don't have the best people. And believe me I know the best people.

Oracle: No List No Clue Just Sad!

And get this folks. For the FIRST TIME EVER Oracle REFUSED to share their new contracts! Can you believe it? They're hiding! Hiding like Crooked Hillary's emails! They're probably fake contracts anyway. Everybody knows it. Klas had to ESTIMATE their market share. Estimate! It's a disaster. A total disaster! But hey that's Oracle. Always losing. Never winning.

Partnership? Oracle Doesn't Know the Meaning!

The report says Epic has a 'reputation for customer partnership.' Partnership! Something Oracle clearly doesn't understand. They probably treat their customers like Rosie O'Donnell treats a buffet table. It's a mess! But we're not surprised are we? I always said you need to treat people with respect. Even the ones who aren't very smart. Although with Oracle's customers it's hard to tell sometimes!

Oracle's Promises? FAKE NEWS!

People are saying Oracle has 'poor partnership and a lack of follow through on promises.' Sounds like somebody I know... Sleepy Joe! He promised to bring America back and what did he do? Inflation chaos and a terrible hair transplant. Oracle is the Sleepy Joe of the EHR world! All talk no action. Sad!

Larry Ellison's AI Dreams: A TOTAL Joke!

Larry Ellison is out there bragging about AI and interfaces. But let me tell you folks AI is overrated! And their interface? Probably looks like something from the 1980s. Epic's got the BEST technology the BEST people and the BEST deals. It's just common sense. Everyone knows it. Oracle should stick to building databases or whatever it is they do. Losers!

Outages and Paper Records: Oracle's Legacy of FAILURE!

And the best part? Oracle caused a FIVE DAY outage at some hospitals! Five days! They had to go back to PAPER RECORDS! Can you believe it? Paper records! It's like going back to the Stone Age. Oracle is taking us back to the Stone Age! But don't worry folks with Epic we're moving forward. We're making America GREAT again! One EHR at a time! Believe me!