
Elon's Gone Woke!
Folks let me tell you this Elon Musk he's been saying some very nasty things about my beautiful tremendous tax and spending bill. He calls it a 'disgusting abomination.' Disgusting! Can you believe it? This is the guy who wanted to be friends who used to call me all the time. Now he's gone totally WOKE! Very SAD!
Biggest Deficit Ever? WRONG!
He's saying this bill will explode the deficit. Wrong! Totally wrong! It's going to create tremendous growth. The best growth! Everyone will be so happy. I know more about the economy than anybody maybe ever. Even more than those so called 'experts' at the Congressional Budget Office. They're rigged just like the election!
DOGE Days Are Over!
And this DOGE thing? He used to love it. He was in charge of cutting government waste or so he said. Now he's complaining? It's like he doesn't even know what he's talking about. I had the best people working on that some really tremendous bigly talented people. But they didn't always agree with Elon and frankly neither did I!
The Fake News Media's Loving It!
Of course the Fake News media is all over this. They love it when someone criticizes me even if it's someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. They're trying to make me look bad but it's not going to work. We're making America great again and nobody not even Elon Musk can stop us!
Even Some Republicans Are Confused!
Even some of my own Republicans are agreeing with him! People like Rand Paul and Thomas Massie. They say they want to cut spending but they don't understand the big picture. It's all about growth folks! We need to spend money to make money. It's simple economics folks very simple. I am the chosen one!
In November We Win! (Again!)
He says to fire all the politicians who betrayed the American people. I couldn't agree more! That's what we're going to do in November! We're going to take back our country and make it great again. Bigger better and more beautiful than ever before! So beautiful. Believe me it's true!
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