Elon Musk's AI Fiasco! Is This Another Witch Hunt?

The Deep State Strikes Again!

Folks you won't believe the fake news coming out of Memphis! They're saying Elon Musk's xAI is causing all sorts of environmental problems. It's a total witch hunt! These radical left Democrats are probably jealous of Elon's tremendous success. They hate seeing a great American innovator like Elon building the best AI the greatest AI believe me. They said I was causing environmental problems too remember? Sad! It's all about slowing down progress just like Crooked Hillary tried to do!

35 Turbines? Sounds Like a Hoax!

So they're whining about 35 gas turbines. Thirty five! Sounds like a lot doesn't it? But let me tell you folks those turbines are probably the best turbines the most beautiful turbines you've ever seen. They're saying Elon only applied for permits for 15. Maybe he did maybe he didn't. Who knows? But you know what? We need power! We need to make America energy independent again! And if it takes a few extra turbines so be it. The fake news doesn't tell you that do they? They're so dishonest! Just like sleepy Joe!

Grok vs. ChatGPT: A Battle of Titans!

Elon's got this Grok chatbot right? And it's taking on ChatGPT. It's a tremendous competition. Believe me nobody knows more about competition than me. I'm a very stable genius. And Grok is going to win! It's going to be huge! And these losers in Memphis are trying to bring him down. They can't handle the success. Total losers!

Smog Forming Nitrogen Oxides? Sounds Like a Radical Left Conspiracy!

Now they're saying xAI is emitting all these "smog forming nitrogen oxides." Sounds scary doesn't it? But let me tell you folks everything causes pollution! Even windmills! And those things kill birds! Elon's turbines are probably cleaner than those ridiculous windmills. This is just another radical left conspiracy to stop innovation. They're trying to make the air clean but clean air is not always the best trust me.

SpaceX and Tesla: Always Under Attack!

They always go after SpaceX and Tesla too! They're always "running afoul" of regulations. But you know what? Those regulations are terrible! They're stifling innovation! We need to cut those regulations folks and let these great companies build amazing things. That's what I'm doing in Washington. Making America great again one regulation cut at a time!

Residents Complaining? They Should Be Thanking Elon!

Now some residents are complaining about the air quality? They should be thanking Elon! He's bringing jobs to Memphis! He's building the future! And maybe the air isn't perfect but it's probably better than the air in China! I used to love the smell of hairspray and now they tell me it is bad for the ozone can you believe it? They should be grateful that Elon is in Memphis at all.