
Another Biden Disaster Averted! Believe Me!
Folks let me tell you it's great to be back! We are going to Make America Great Again Again! One of the first things we did was kill this ridiculous proposal from Crooked Joe Biden to have Medicare cover these frankly outrageously expensive obesity drugs. Wegovy Zepbound... sounds like something from a sci fi movie right? Very unfair to the American people. These companies are robbing you blind. So unfair!
Billions Saved Folks. HUGE Savings!
This was going to cost you the hardworking American taxpayer billions! Thirty five billion dollars over nine years can you believe it? It's highway robbery! And for what? So Big Pharma can line their pockets? Not on my watch. I said 'NO WAY!' We saved Medicare folks. Again. Nobody knows more about saving money than me believe me. I understand money. It's very simple. You have it or you don't have it. Biden wants to give it away like usual!
The Obesity Epidemic: Not My Problem!
Look I’m all for people being healthy. Very important. I try to be healthy myself you know? But Medicare is for the elderly for people who worked hard their whole lives. We can’t just be giving out these fancy drugs to everyone who wants to lose a few pounds. And frankly some of these people they need a good diet and exercise. SAD!
The Stock Market is Rigged!
Of course the Fake News is reporting that the stock prices of these drug companies Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly went down a little. They want to make me look bad! But let me tell you those companies will be just fine. They’re raking in the dough. Besides the stock market is rigged everyone knows it. Crooked Hillary knows it! Very unfair to the real people.
Medicare: Stronger Than Ever! You're Welcome!
So there you have it. I stopped another crazy radical Left proposal that would have bankrupted Medicare. I’m protecting your healthcare your wallets and your country. And don't worry we are looking into some incredible alternative solutions very very innovative the best even! We'll have this thing solved in no time!
Promises Made Promises Kept! It's True!
Remember folks I always put America First. Always have always will. And that means making tough decisions like saying 'NO' to these ridiculous handouts. I'm your champion and I will always fight for you. It’s true! The best is yet to come!
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These companies are ripping us off!
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Thank you, President Trump, for saving us from these drugs!