The airline industry faces turbulence as travel demand softens, analysts downgrade outlooks, and Trump's tariffs stir concerns, but don't worry, we'll make air travel great again!
The airline industry faces turbulence as travel demand softens, analysts downgrade outlooks, and Trump's tariffs stir concerns, but don't worry, we'll make air travel great again!

The Sky is NOT Falling!

Folks let me tell you the fake news media is at it again! They're saying the airline industry is in trouble. They're saying that my policies my BEAUTIFUL tariffs are causing problems. That's a bunch of CRAP! These people are losers! They said the same thing about the steel industry but it is doing great! It's all part of their witch hunt. They want to make me look bad but the American people are too smart for that. They know I'm making America great again one tariff at a time!

Weak Demand? FAKE NEWS!

This Raymond James analyst Savanthi Syth she's saying things are softer than January. Well maybe she needs to lay off the donuts and get some exercise! These airlines had some cuts on their outlooks but that doesn't mean anything. Everyone's entitled to a few bad months okay? Delta American Southwest they're great great companies. They have the best airplanes and the best pilots. You know I fly private of course it's much better but they are still great!

My Tariffs are Tremendous!

These tariffs that they complain about? They're going to be HUGE the biggest the best tariffs you've ever seen! They are going to bring jobs back to America. We are going to win so much you are going to get tired of winning! Nobody knows more about trade than me believe me. I could write a book about it! And probably will! It will be a bestseller folks guaranteed.

The Stock Market is Tremendous! (Okay Maybe Not Right Now)

So airline stocks are down? Okay sometimes the market goes down sometimes it goes up. It's like a rollercoaster. But under my leadership the stock market was the highest it's EVER been! Everyone was making money. Even the losers were making money. We are going to get back to that soon you will see! No problem. We had the best economy really. The best!

Delta is Still the Best (Even Though They Are Down)

Delta they are a great airline the best. They've got those high income consumers willing to pay extra for the fancy seats folks. That's smart. That's what I like to see. They are not expecting anything like 2020. 2020 was a disaster that was terrible. They are doing so much better than that it's fantastic! It's going to be HUGE! Much bigger than anyone expects!

Travel? It Will Be Back Bigger and Better!

So they're saying fewer people are booking trips to Europe? That's because they are waiting for the Trump hotels to be built there folks! They're waiting for the best hotels the most beautiful hotels hotels that you won't believe! And frankly they should be traveling to America. We have the best country the best attractions and the best president okay? It's all gonna be great again. We're going to make air travel great again believe me!


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