Trump Did WHAT With Tariffs?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

A Sigh of Relief? Really?

Right then! So I saw this man Mr. Ackman (sounds like a sneeze doesn't it? 'Achoo man!'). Anyway he seemed ever so relieved. President Trump you see had stopped doing the tariff tango for a bit. Tariffs! Sounds like those sticky sweets Mrs. Wicket keeps hidden away. I once tried to get at them using a fishing rod and Teddy but that’s another story. Honestly I was hoping for a picnic.

Trump's 'Art of the Deal' – More Like 'Art of the Muddle'!

Mr. Achoo man said something about Mr. Trump doing something called 'Art of the Deal'. Sounds like painting by numbers but probably much more confusing. Reminds me of the time I tried to paint my flat using a roller and a tin of beans. It wasn't pretty. Perhaps Mr. Trump should try beans; might make things less sticky!

90 Days?! That's Like a Lifetime in Bean Time!

Mr. Trump it seems gave everyone 90 days to sort out this tariff trouble. Ninety days! That's enough time to knit Teddy a new jumper learn to play the trumpet (badly) and still have time to find my lost sock. Speaking of finding maybe someone should help Mr. Trump find his sock too and then he can relax like me. When i sit in my favorite chair with Teddy and a cup of tea i find that everything turns out well. Even when there are beans involved.

Preferred Partners? What About Teddy?

Mr. Achoo man went on about 'preferred trading partners'. I think Teddy should be a preferred partner! He always listens to my problems never complains when I accidentally use him as a paintbrush and is always up for a cup of tea (though he never actually drinks it). Maybe Mr. Trump should get a Teddy too!

Economic Nuclear Winter? Oh Dear!

Then things got a bit gloomy. Something about an 'economic nuclear winter'. Sounds chilly! I once tried to heat my flat with a candle and a hair dryer. The results were…explosive. Maybe Mr. Trump should just turn the heating down a bit rather than create an "economic nuclear winter". And of course get a Teddy if he does not have one already.

Sausage Making? Sounds Messy!

Finally there was something about sausage making. I once tried to make sausages. Let's just say it involved a lot of string some rubber bands and a very confused cat. Mr. Achoo man said he was wrong about someone else making sausages. Maybe it's all just a bit… muddled. Like when I try to put on my trousers in the dark. But honestly I do not know. Now I am off to get Teddy and sit in my favorite chair. Bye for now.