Steph Curry's Business Empire: From Basketball to Bourbon, It's All Bean There, Done That!

Bean ness is Blooming!

Right so I was reading this news thingy and it turns out this Steph Curry bloke – apparently rather good at throwing balls into hoops – has a whole company called Thirty Ink. Thirty Ink! Sounds like something I’d spill on my good suit! Anyway it seems he's making a fortune! A fortune I tell you! More than the price of a year's supply of baked beans!

Under Where? Under Armour That's Where!

The article said something about Under Armour. Is that like wearing armour under your clothes? Sounds a bit much for me even for a trip to the shops. But apparently Curry has a big deal with them something called 'Curry Brand'. Sounds like a type of very spicy bean! All this and he got 8.8 million shares! I don't even have 8.8 million pennies!

Profit What's That Then?

Apparently Thirty Ink made loads of dosh even after paying for Curry's face and stuff. They call it 'earnings before interest taxes depreciation and amortization'. Blimey! Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter. But the important thing is that it's profitable. Like when I sell my car and travel around town in my comfy armchair. Genius right?

Unanimously Entertaining!

Curry has another company called Unanimous Media. Their job is to make films and TV shows. They want to put the "under" on top like when I accidentally wear my trousers backwards and pretend it's a new fashion statement! They have a film about a goat that plays basketball! Why didn’t I think of that? Teddy would make a great referee!

Booze and Basketball: A Bean's Dream!

He also has a bourbon company called Gentleman's Cut. I prefer a nice cup of tea but hey each to their own. It seems they nearly sold a bit of it but something called 'DEI' got in the way. Sounds like a new type of car. He wants everyone to have a fair chance which is nice. Like when I let Teddy win at hide and seek even though I always know where he is!

Bean's Final Thoughts

So there you have it. Steph Curry is doing rather well for himself. Makes you wonder if I should start a Mr. Bean's Bean Emporium! I mean I'm already an expert at eating them! Time to get Teddy on board I reckon! 'Oh Mr. Bean!' indeed!