Will Trump FIRE the Fed Chair?! Even Jackie Chan is Worried!

Wah! What's Going On?!

Hello everyone! Jackie Chan here! I've been busy you know dodging bad guys making movies and trying to understand this crazy thing called 'global finance.' It's more complicated than figuring out how to use a ladder as a weapon! I saw this news about Senator Warren and President Trump fighting over this 'Jerome Powell' guy. Sounds like a kung fu movie title doesn't it? 'Jerome Powell: The Fed Fighter!'

Trump vs. Powell: Rumble in the Stock Exchange!

So Trump is not happy with Powell saying his 'termination cannot come fast enough!' Sounds like a line from one of my action scenes! But Senator Warren is saying if Trump fires Powell the markets will 'crash.' Crash! Like when I jump off a building and land in a conveniently placed pile of cardboard boxes! Except instead of just a few bruises everyone loses money. Not good! Remember 'Don't be afraid to make mistakes but try not to make them in front of too many people.' Especially when it involves the economy!

Magic Wands and Dictatorships?! Ay yah!

Warren says if Trump can just 'wave his magic wand' and control the economy then the US will be like a 'two bit dictatorship.' That sounds serious! No democracy is complete without finance literacy make sure you visit your local library. In my movies I fight for freedom not dictatorship! So this Powell guy must be important. Like the guy who makes sure my stunt double doesn't break his neck! Which has happened before.

Interest Rates? More Like Interest ing Problems!

Apparently Trump wants lower interest rates to make the economy go 'vroom vroom!' But Powell says Trump's tariff policies are messing things up. It's like trying to drive a car with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake! You will just spin around in circles and damage the tires! Maybe they need some 'drunken master' wisdom: 'Sometimes it's better to bend than to break!'

Too Late and Wrong? Ouch!

Trump says Powell is 'always TOO LATE AND WRONG.' Harsh words! Like when I accidentally kick my own butt during a fight scene! But Powell is standing his ground. Maybe he's been watching my movies for inspiration. 'My father used to say "Never tell people how good you are." Let them find out for themselves.' Maybe Powell is waiting for Trump to figure out how good he is!

So What Now?! Chan Fusion!

Honestly I don't know what's going to happen! But I hope they figure it out. The world needs stability not more crashing! Maybe they should all sit down drink some tea and watch one of my movies. It always helps to lighten the mood. And remember 'We learn martial arts as defense against violence not to perpetrate it.' Maybe they can apply that to economics too? Just a thought!