Wall Street Gets a Jackie Chan Style Beatdown: Stocks Upgraded, Downgraded, and Left Hanging From Chandeliers!

Boeing Soars Uber Stumbles – Like a Drunken Master!

Hello everybody! It's me Jackie! Just heard the news and Wall Street is doing more flips than I do in my movies! Rothschild & Co. says Boeing is flying high – like me when I'm dodging bad guys on a rooftop! They upgraded it to 'Buy.' Good news! But Uber? Oh dear Uber got downgraded. Uh oh! Seems like autonomous vehicles might leave them in the dust like when I'm trying to outrun a speeding truck! As I always say 'Don't be afraid to make mistakes but try not to fall into the same river twice!'

Goldman Loves Franklin Citizens Go Gaga for Google's AI – Is This the Future or Just a Movie Plot?

Goldman Sachs is all about Franklin Resources. They say it's a 'Buy'! Good for them! Meanwhile Citizens thinks Google's Alphabet is gonna be huge because of AI. AI! It's like something out of 'Who Am I?' Will AI help us or will it try to take over the world like in some of those other movies? I’m not sure but I know one thing: I'd rather use my bare hands! Remember 'Sometimes it takes a man only one punch to become a hero but sometimes it takes him his whole life.'

Meta Gets a Mega Boost Banks Feel the Pain – A Classic Jackie Chan Mismatch!

Piper Sandler is betting big on Meta! Top pick they say! They're going all in on the AI opportunity too. But the banks? Baird is downgrading Bank of America and JPMorgan. Ouch! Seems the risk isn't worth the reward. It's like me fighting three guys at once – sometimes even I get a little bruised! 'I'm not a perfectionist. I just want to be better.'

AI is the New Kung Fu: A10 Networks and Nvidia Get the Kicks!

Deutsche Bank is saying A10 Networks is a 'Buy' because of AI! Everyone wants a piece of that AI pie it seems. And UBS? They're still loving Nvidia because of AI. It's like everyone's learning Kung Fu and these companies are the masters! I say 'Kung fu is not just about fighting; it's about living.'

Disney Gets a Thumbs Up Molson Coors Gets the Boot – A Battle of Entertainment Titans!

Bank of America is still backing Disney! They say profits are coming back and the movies are gonna be great! Yay everyone loves Disney. But Molson Coors? Downgraded! Seems like their volume isn't doing so well. It's like in my movies – some fight scenes are hits and some… well they need a little more editing! As I say 'Accidents happen.'

Amazon is a Beast Nike Turns Around and the Market Keeps Spinning – Just Another Day in the Jackie Chan Universe!

JPMorgan thinks Amazon is still the best! Margin analysis suggests good things are coming. And Nike? HSBC says they're turning things around! Sounds like they're cleaning up their act. Like me after a big fight scene gotta shake off the dust and get ready for the next adventure! All in all it's a crazy market out there! Ups downs flips and kicks! But remember what I always say 'I want people to see the positive side of life and I want them to feel good.'