
Waah! Wells Fargo Says Toast is the Real Deal!
Hey everybody it's Jackie! So I hear about this Toast company right? Wells Fargo these smart fellas they say 'Jackie this Toast it's like you! Always bouncing back!' They double upgraded the stock! Double! Like when I fight two bad guys at once! They think it's gonna go up 13%! That's almost as high as I jump in my movies! Ha! You know sometimes even after a big fall you gotta get up dust yourself off and keep going like in 'Drunken Master'! This Toast it sounds like they're doing just that!
Enterprise International Food & Bev Retail! Sounds Like a Triple Threat!
This analyst guy Andrew Bauch – sounds like a good punchline already! – he says Toast has “incremental growth opptys”. What’s that mean? Sounds like a lot of punching and kicking to me! He's talking about going big with enterprise stuff hitting the international market like I hit those crates in 'Who Am I?' and even getting into Food & Bev retail! Triple threat! Just like my movies – action comedy and maybe a little bit of singing if you're lucky! And get this he thinks even with the world going a little crazy Toast will stand strong! Like a good Kung Fu stance!
Market Share? More Like Market SHARING (My Kicks)!
So apparently Toast is gobbling up market share. Five years they've been at it! Bauch (the funny named analyst) thinks they'll keep going! Some people are saying 'Hey Jackie is Toast gonna run out of space?' But Bauch says no! They're making things bigger and better! He sees them going up up UP! He even thinks they can add 5% more gross profit in a few years! Five percent! That's like finding an extra five dollars in your pocket! Always a good surprise!
Upgraded But Still Down?! Don't Worry Be Happy!
Okay this is the funny part. Even with the upgrade the stock went down a little! Ha! Sometimes life is like that. You do a great stunt everyone cheers and then you stub your toe on the way back to the trailer! But the good news is over the last six months Toast is up almost 19%! That's way better than the S&P 500! So don't worry be happy! As I always say 'Don't get scared get angry!'… but maybe just be patient in this case.
Analysts? More Like Anally sts! (Ha!)
The analysts are split! Some say 'Buy! Buy!' others say 'Hold on tight!' It's like a scene from 'Rush Hour'! Chris Tucker yelling one thing me yelling another! Everyone has an opinion! But remember even the experts can be wrong. Trust your gut! And maybe watch a Jackie Chan movie to clear your head! It always works for me!
CNBC Pro LIVE? Sounds Like a Party! I Wish I Was Invited!
And get this! CNBC is having a party at the New York Stock Exchange! They call it 'Pro LIVE'! Experts talks cocktails! Sounds like my kind of event! Too bad I’m busy doing… uh… important things! But if you can go you should! Maybe you'll learn something maybe you'll meet someone maybe you'll just have a good time! And remember 'No matter what happens just smile and be happy'… and maybe learn a few Kung Fu moves just in case!
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I wish Jackie Chan was my financial advisor!