Holy Smokes! Trump's Got Iran Doing the Dizzy Dance!

BOOM! News Flash: World's Gone a Little Kablooey!

Okay okay settle down everyone! Jackie here! So I just heard the news. Apparently my friend President Trump decided to give Iran a bit of a… 'surprise visit'. Three nuclear sites got a little redecorating courtesy of some good ol' American ingenuity! Fordo Natanz Esfahan – sounds like a Kung Fu movie title no? But this ain't no movie folks! Real life! Which is sometimes crazier than anything I've ever jumped off of!

B 2 Bombers? More Like Flying Iron Dragons!

So these B 2 stealth bombers HUGE flew all the way from Missouri heading for the Pacific. Now I've flown in some crazy planes in my movies but those sound like something outta a James Bond film! They carry these 'bunker buster' bombs 30,000 pounds! That's heavier than ALL the props I've ever broken combined! I always say 'Fighting is not the answer but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!' ...or at least that's what my character in *insert random movie title here* would say.

US and Iran: From Friends to Frenemies... Fast!

This attack puts the U.S. in direct armed conflict with Iran. Now I’m not a politician I'm just a simple action hero but even *I* know this is a Big Deal! Remember 'No matter how difficult the past you can always begin again today.' But maybe just maybe a strongly worded letter would have been a good first step? Just kidding! (Maybe...)

Israel Joins the Party! Double the Fun Double the Trouble!

And guess who else is in the mix? Israel! Seems like they're also keen on giving Tehran's nuclear program a little… 'trimming'. Look I'm all for teamwork but let's not forget what I always say: 'Don't just learn experience. Don't just read absorb. Don't just change transform.' Maybe everyone needs to transform into… huggers? Okay maybe not.

Jackie's Advice: When in Doubt Break a Table...Responsibly!

This whole situation reminds me of the time I was filming *Armour of God*. So much chaos! So many explosions! But you know what got us through? Laughter! And maybe a few strategically placed breakaway tables. My point is even in the face of danger try to find the humor. But seriously world leaders let's try to keep the explosions to a minimum yeah? I've had enough of those for one lifetime!

CNBC? More Like CNN FYou See This Coming?

And of course CNBC is all over this. They're gonna keep you updated but don't let it stress you out too much. Remember 'I do things my way.' You do you stay informed and maybe practice some Kung Fu moves just in case. You never know when you might need to dodge a rogue… news headline!