Holy Mama Mia Google in Hot Water Again! Can They Handle the Heat?!

Aiyo! Google in Trouble Trouble Trouble!

Okay okay so I hear this Google big company like a dragon is in a little bit of...how you say...trouble! Aiyo! £5 billion lawsuit in the UK! That's more money than I've broken bones and that's saying something! They say Google too dominant like me in a fight scene but maybe this time Google is the one getting kicked! Seems like they're being accused of charging UK advertisers too much because they're the only game in town like trying to find a good dim sum place in London – very difficult!

Like a Monopoly Man But with More Zeros!

This Or Brook a smart cookie says Google is like a monopoly! Remember that game? Always made me angry when someone bought all the properties! It's claimed Google makes it hard for other search engines to compete. They are also using Search Ads 360 to favor their own advertising and is also making it more difficult for advertisers using other search engine tools. That's not very nice is it? It's like when I try to do a stunt and someone moves the safety net! Unforgivable!

Google Says: "I'm Innocent!"

Of course Google is saying 'Hey we're helpful! People use us because we are good!' Like when I say 'I can do that stunt!' even when I probably shouldn't. They say this lawsuit is just 'speculative and opportunistic'. Sounds like they’re ready to fight back but they're in the UK! I love the UK! So much history so many places to do stunts… Maybe I should be a lawyer in my next movie?

90 Percent?! That's More Than My Movie Gross!

The Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) says Google gets 90% of the search advertising money! 90%! That's like when I get 90% of the screen time in my movies! No wonder people are upset. It's all about fairness people! Like making sure everyone gets a fair share of the noodles at the dinner table!

Pre Installed? Default Search Engine? Sneaky Sneaky!

They also say Google makes deals with phone companies to put Google Search on Android phones and pays Apple billions to be the default search engine! Paying money to pre install just like bribing the security guard so I can pull a prank! Aiyo! Smart but is it fair? Like kicking someone when they are already down.

Big Tech Rumble! Who Will Win?

So this is just another fight in the Big Tech rumble! Google Meta Amazon Microsoft – everyone is getting sued! It's like a Hong Kong action movie with no end! Remember when the EU fined Google billions for making phone companies put Chrome and Search on Android phones? Seems like Google always gets into trouble. I just hope they handle it with a little bit of humor a little bit of grace and a lot less kicking and punching than I would! Safety First always!